CRACK FIC YAY. Also, lol I totes know what you mean with fucking around with the tenses. I do that occasionally and sure, it seems like a good idea at the time until you keep writing IN THE WRONG TENSE.

And at least you have a plot! I have a DW story I can't write at all, because all I have is a string of vague subplots, and a strong of vague subplots does not a story make. :(