*crickets chirp*

[hope]

Awright, lads, now I'm very conscious of the fact that this year I have no pre-prepared (is that a tautology?) mathoms to post, which is a bit of a break in tradition for me. And there's not really any way I'm going to get my epic crackfic finished, beta read and britpicked in the next 8 hours.

So! I would like to take some prompts in order to ramble ficcishly in comments.

My current fandom is Torchwood with a side of New Who, please prompt me in that direction. I may consider crossovers with other shows/books/texts I'm familiar with. Scenario prompts work best for me, the sillier the better. (And those who are familiar with the epic crackfic, you're not allowed to request anything you know is already going into that.)

Right! *rubs hands together* Let's see how that goes?

ETA:

All ficlets from this are now posted here.

Comments

[derryderrydown.livejournal.com]

Jack Harkness finds Excalibur!

[irradiatedsoup.livejournal.com]

owen/donna, office au :D

[greenapple.insanejournal.com (from livejournal.com)]

The Face of Boe. Do anything you want with it!


(although I was initially thinking I'd like a Face of Boe/Ianto Jones futurefic/AU romance where, like, Ianto only visits occasionally because he's busy being a Companion or a Time Lord or future-Torchwooding or something, and they have this really sweet and mannered long-long-term relationship because Ianto has an extended lifetime for some reason AND/OR the aforementioned timetravel, and that this long-distance relationship involved telepathy or epistles with old-fashioned fountain pens and ink, and Ianto still wears pinstripes even though they're terribly out of fashion, and possibly there would be mention of some time when the Face of Boe did not actually live in the jar but was free to roam space or fold space or swim around water planets or whatever it is he did before then [and the The Face's identity and history would be at your discretion and according to your personal preference]

...but then I realized that was probably hemming you in a bit much.)

[semplice.livejournal.com]

GINGER BEER!

[karenhealey.livejournal.com]

Cassie from Skins wanders into the Hub on a school trip.

[cista.livejournal.com]

hand/gauntlet