Jack gets in over his head, though. He starts flirting with the sandwich to try and make Ianto jealous, but it doesn't work. In fact, Ianto expects him to follow through his intentions of lovemaking. Only problem is, Jack's never really liked hot English mustard. It's why he was pretending it was an alien in the first place instead of just eating it.
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Jack gets in over his head, though. He starts flirting with the sandwich to try and make Ianto jealous, but it doesn't work. In fact, Ianto expects him to follow through his intentions of lovemaking. Only problem is, Jack's never really liked hot English mustard. It's why he was pretending it was an alien in the first place instead of just eating it.