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PINHOOOOLLLLLLE. ahem. meanwhile:
officer hanson goes undercover at hogwarts.
he doesn't have to look very far in his wardrobe for a good disguise.
...including pocket protector.
buuuut the feared jamaican voodoo posse soon discover his ruse when he tries to shoot them and is OVERPOWERED.
PLIS DON'T SHOOT ME HOLLY ROBINSON I PROMISE I'LL SING BACKUP FOR YOU
meanwhile, outside: "THEY CAPTURED OUR BITCH?"
oh noes! *SIGNIFICANT LOOK*
gratuitous gagging AND forehead kissing. SKOR!
ioki: RIGHT WHOSE COCK DO I HAVE TO SUCK AROUND HERE? pinhole: ...
*SIGNIFICANT LOOK x2*
pinhole decides to come in and watch the fun, disguised as a pizza boy.
"
hanson is totally liek "yaye finally *I* get to watch!!11 lolz"
....
did i mention gratuitous?
*CUE ASIAN ACTION MUSIC*
unfortunatly ioki falls through the roof. this must be pinhole's lucky day!
DON'T DO THIS, FEARED JAMAICAN VOODOO POSSE! JUST CALL 1-800-COCAINE!
hanson actually has spy cameras in his nostrils that he's using to broadcast to all the cops outside.
DGHSDJLFBVJLFSDNBJGDF
ready? okay!
LOOKIT DOUG I GOT ME ONE O'THEM CRIMNALS!
one two three *POSE*
ETA: OMFG AHAHAHAHHSDJLSHDHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH