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after much protesting from pinhole penhall, hanson gets the undercover punk assignment and goes to a gig to establish his roots:


first encounter with slam dancing


man on a mission


he discovers... SPEAKER DIVING


pants too tight.


cerulean


prittyprittypritty

this is a sequence in which penhall and hanson decide to role-play. see if you can work out what game they're playing.











hanson explains what he got up to in the punk club:










O.O


"you? speaker diving?" ...


pfft.




*sulk*




*invests in earrings*


here is a nice picture of officer hanson's neck lunch.

*significant look*







woobies!




sunglasses woot.


penhall just *happens* to turn up where the punks are hanging out. "DON'T TOUCH MY BOYFRIEND OMG"


"...uh, did i just say that?"


penhall observes as hanson backpedals.

in this sequence, penhall and hanson are clearly on a date. observe the sharing of abject fluids.







...


LOOKIT THEM STANDING NEAR EACHOTHER. *PANTS TOO TIGHT*


...but, hanson blatantly ignore penhall's not-so-subtle hints to come home, and instead macks on to the teenage kid.


"would you love me more if i had a moustache?"


PRITTYPRITTYPRITTY

see above:





bright eyed and bushy tailed.


"you want me to WHAT?"


"HEEEY"


"COM'N PLAY FOOTBALL WITH ME AND MY PUNK BUDDIES..."


"...HO"


"THEM ONES THERE LOOKIT"


back to back.


a shot of hanson's glorious suspenders hanging over his ARSE


*SIGNIFICANT LOOK*


the hat is so high to cover the hair.

hanson is up against the tree. they are standing very close together. this makes me very excited.






*TANTY*

pinhole attempts to calm down the tanty by macking onto hanson.





meanwhile, back at headquarters...



hanson:*cute*


ioki & penhall: *mating call*


LOOKIT LOOKIT LOOKIT


EARRING OMG



AHFSDJKGHSJLFDGHSDFLG


MEANWHILE, back at headquarters, hanson sucks on a pencil.

*SIGNIFICAAANT LOOOOK*







"I'M A COOOOOP"





*mack*


*mack*


*mack*


*MACK*


now call 1-1800-IMAPUNK. THE END.