I was one hardass Girl Scout. I was all, "TWO BOXES OF THIN MINTS?! Do you want the noble insitution of Girl Scouting to crumble and die becaue of your paltry contribution?! And how can you pass up the Shortbread? COUGH IT UP, BITCH!"

Do you have Thin Mints in Australia? If not then you are a nation sadly deprived and some kind American should send you a care package.