Family resemblance

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To the left we have an early headshot of Jeffrey Dean Morgan, aka John Winchester. To the right: Jensen Ackles aka Dean Winchester.

Oh casting, how I love you. How freaky! Freaky AWESOME!

Thanks to moonilicious and stone_princess for the pics (er, I think... the internet, yaknow. series of tubes).

More SEPARATED AT BIRTH!


I KNOW, HUH?

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[jb_slasher]

SQUIRREL! XDXDXDXDXDXD

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What? Where?

[stimpson.livejournal.com]

I think Mary needs to be afraid for your state of mind upon her return :P


That said... amazing resemblance. That's what weirded me out seeing JDM in Sliders. No squirrel, though. Just imagine the sliding team with a squirrel! Oh man.

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Fuck I used to love Sliders. Before it jumped that shark what was played by brother of shark.

[stimpson.livejournal.com]

I got SO MUCH glee out of watching the first couple of seasons recently, and reliving my stupid Jerry O'Connell phase :)

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Aw man. I wish I had more disposable income to spend on DVDs. And also disposable time to spend on DVDs.

[stimpson.livejournal.com]

Oh, this is why I like having a housemate's DVDs to share too! :D

[lea-ndra.livejournal.com]

*cracks up so damn hard it hurts*

... ... ...

and dude, Jeff and Jensen? that's just scary, isn't it? now put one of the jared pics on the other side - take the DKNY ad with Jared, you might be amazed.)

DKN- Y not?

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the tug-of war-one? or...?

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[lea-ndra.livejournal.com]

nope, the black-white of Jared with longish hair?

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with longish hair? oh boy, that really narrows it down ;P

Do you mean this series?

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[lea-ndra.livejournal.com]

*makes kissy-face at Jared*

yup. gah. pretty boy.

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He's so... long in that shoot. *rubs all over*

[derryderrydown.livejournal.com]

ARGH! SQUIRREL!

I hate squirrels. With a passion.

The only ones I can bear are the dead, headless ones that my cat leaves lying around the garden.

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I see your cat has trained you well.

[derryderrydown.livejournal.com]

He has.

And is it just me or has young!JDM just wandered off the set of Rebel Without A Cause?

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I think you're right, he totally did. And then 9 months later a heavily pregnant James Dean turned up on JDM's doorstep in time to give birth to Jensen Ackles before speeding away in his little car, leaving Jenny with his Daddy.

[derryderrydown.livejournal.com]

And James Dean was so traumatised by parting with Jenny that he OMG CRASHED HIS CAR WTFBBQ!

Jensen Ackles killed James Dean!

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James Dean didn't crash his car, Derry. A truck crashed *into* his car.

Luckily John Winchester was there to fashion his infant son a leather jacket from the skin of James Dean's attractive young corpse. So that James Dean's always with him, yaknow. or something.

er, look over there! a cocksucking mouth!

[derryderrydown.livejournal.com]

Mmm, cocksucking mouth...

(You just made me go, 'Ew!' Congratulations!)

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Oh come on, there's no room for disgust of the abject in the Winchester family! John totally made them wear monster pelts in the winter when he couldn't afford coats. They were living in a cave in the hills that time anyway, it's not like anyone could *see* them and thus make Sam even more mortified. (Dean liked lounging around in his wearing nothing else, armed with nothing but a martini glass. Sam agreed that it would be a good way to make that Wendigo laugh itself to death.)

[derryderrydown.livejournal.com]

There's a difference between monster pelts and James Dean pelt. Just sayin'.

But thank you for the mental image of Dean lounging around in a shaggy fur, wielding a martini glass with extreme sexiness.

Sam may have thought it was funny but John thought it was so hot that he had to run off on a three-month hunting trip, leaving Dean to whore himself for martini.

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Maybe there's a difference. Sometimes it just depends how conservative you are.

I'm not sure Dean would have had to *whore* himself to make martini. He's pretty resourceful. In fact, he's so resourceful that he fermented his own martini using stalactite drippings and had a glass all ready and waiting for John when he got home.

Sam, meanwhile, entertained himself by decorating their hutch nest den in the style of primitive rock painting, which archaeologists would later study and marvel on the representation of the resourcefulness of the short, fur-clad man who was being hit with a stick by the tall man with neanderthal hair.

um.

[derryderrydown.livejournal.com]

I never thought I'd have a conversation where I was the more conservative person. I evidently need to work harder on debauching myself and destroying my morals.

And Dean was whoring himself to get martini for Sam. Because stalactite drippings aren't good enough for Sam. Not without high-quality vermouth to waft over them.

Besides, he needed to get Sam shampoo, conditioner, hot oil treatment, leave-in intensive conditioner and a wide selection of combs and hairbrushes.

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I was thinking more that the conservative people would be more likely to consider James-Dean-skin monster pelt.

And you're right, of course. Except you didn't mention that part where the steaming, creamy scent of Sam's milk bath attracted a bear and Dean had to fight it off with nothing but a martini glass. Then Dean totally got told-on when John got home, and John dutifully told Dean off for breaking their only martini glass, dammit.

That's how Dean knows it's really John, and not a demon possessing John.

[derryderrydown.livejournal.com]

And Sam was upset because Dean let a single bear hair fall into Sam's bath of virgin ass's milk. That was what made him storm off to college.

John had to whip Dean to punish him for breaking the martini glass.

And then spank him.

And then! The oral sex!

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Ah, it's all making sense now.

I shall go now and let my unconscious run rampant and get back to you tomorrow morning with the next chapter, perhaps.

[derryderrydown.livejournal.com]

You mean there is anything beyond John whipping Dean? Marring that smooth, creamy flesh. Leaving reddened handprints on Dean's taut, tight arse, while Dean squirms and wriggles in delight.

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On a bed of fur, with stalactites dripping suggestively from the ceiling?

[derryderrydown.livejournal.com]

While Sam has a tantrum in the corner because THIS IS NOT WHAT HAPPENS IN A NORMAL LIFE AND HE'S GOING TO COLLEGE NOW RIGHT NOW!

[lyra-wing.livejournal.com]

Each set is both frightening and hilarious. In its own special way. :D

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glorious, innit?

[onelittlesleep.livejournal.com]

ahahahaha *snorts*

Yeah, that first one is...guh. That second one...ooh, Jenny.

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guh indeed. I want a pet squirrel so i can name it jenny. and pose it with a camera.

[gekizetsu.livejournal.com]

OMG. Ackles' hair is totally squirrelish, I always knew it. LOL

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Also, the way he bounds around cemetaries at fast-forward speeds, and keeps peanut M&Ms in his cheeks for when Sam gets peckish in the middle of a long drive.

There needs to be a story where Dean hibernates for the winter.

[gekizetsu.livejournal.com]

>>keeps peanut M&Ms in his cheeks for when Sam gets peckish in the middle of a long drive.

The mental image is worth so, so much. Now I may have to drabble.

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Mental images are my favourite things ever. aside from when people write stories for mental images, that is.

YAY DRABBLE.

[drvsilla.livejournal.com]

Okay. I cackled aloud at the separated at birth squirrel comparison.

Oiee. My spleen.

♥

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♥!

I can't help it. There has to be a picture of a small furry creature in at least 20% of my picspams.

[cocombat.livejournal.com]

Ok, well - *points at pictures*
YES.

But even more importantly:
you + derryderrydown = teh win at life.
o_O

Eeeee!

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*giggles*

*love*

[clex_monkie89.livejournal.com]

You know Dean carries around that picture of John in his wallet because it never fails to make Sammy laugh, no matter how harsh John is being.

Sam totally has that picture of Dean in his wallet too, for purely brotherly reasons of course. He totally never jacked-off to it, not even when he was lonely and at Stanford and thought his roommate was asleep.

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He totally never kisses and pets it with his finger when he thinks no one's looking, either.

[clex_monkie89.livejournal.com]

And he totally doesn't talk to it either or sleep with it on his pillow or anything.

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I think that when Sam was in high school, in the health class they did that stupid thing where you have to take care of an egg like it's a baby, and Sam drew a pouty-face on his and called it Dean and freaked Dean the hell out.

Just randomly. (this is what happens when I think of Sam cooing at inanimate objects.)

[clex_monkie89.livejournal.com]

I think that when Sam was in high school, in the health class they did that stupid thing where you have to take care of an egg like it's a baby, and Sam drew a pouty-face on his and called it Dean and freaked Dean the hell out.

And then Sammich cried on the inside and bitched on the outside when Big!Dean had to sacrifice Baby!Eggy!Dean for food. And then Dean stole a single egg from a store later at lunch and brought it to Sam since he was "babysitting" and all.

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Possibly Dean gets Sam a chocolate egg to replace it, and then is terribly hurt and can't understand why Sam's not pleased with it.

[clex_monkie89.livejournal.com]

And then Dean tells him that he shouldn't be racist and should love his baby even if it's not white. And then Sammich just Glares at him.

Which is when Dean asks if he can have the egg if Sammich doesn't want it.

[sparklinblossom.livejournal.com]

Dude! *blinkblink*
That's verging on creepily similar.

[cosmic.livejournal.com]

Heeeeeeeeeeeeee.

[amanofmydreams.livejournal.com]

I love that! hehehe I am going to need to snag that JDM picture to show people so they believe me! hehehe and OMFG SQUIRREL! LMAO

[plausible.livejournal.com]

Hee! Brilliant.