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[hope]

derryderrydown: Oh, John hopped up on morphine.
derryderrydown: That works too.
derryderrydown: And he's all giggly and gropey.
derryderrydown: Like an octopus.
derryderrydown: A bearded octopus.
derryderrydown: And they're in the hospital and Dad's all over him and "Wanna fuck you..."
angstslashhope: A BEARDED OCTUPUS?
derryderrydown: IT'S A SIMILE.
derryderrydown: NOT A LITERAL BEARDED OCTOPUS.
angstslashhope: unless, there is that one curse...
angstslashhope: THAT LITERALISES SIMILES!~
angstslashhope: that could be so fun.
derryderrydown: ...
derryderrydown: ...
derryderrydown: OH, YOUR BRAIN.
derryderrydown: I prefer my drugged, gropey John, thanks.
angstslashhope: oh, come on.
angstslashhope: their tongues could BATTLE with each other!
derryderrydown: And Dean's desperately trying to think whether he actually said John was his father at any point.
angstslashhope: dean's dick could IMPLODE!
derryderrydown: I AM TRYING TO KEEP IN MY HAPPY PORN PLACE.
angstslashhope: this is a happy porn place!
derryderrydown: And the nurses are looking at him and saying, "So... he's your father?"
angstslashhope: john could fuck dean through the mattress.
angstslashhope: LITERALLY!
derryderrydown: And Dean's like, "Um, he's my sugar daddy. I call him Daddy?"
angstslashhope: AND THEN JOHN TURNS INTO SUGAR!
derryderrydown: I AM IGNORING YOU.

(LJ-ify your IMs before pasting!)

eta: AHAHAHA SNAP

Comments

[derryderrydown.livejournal.com]

I POSTED FIRST, HOR!

[hope]

only because you're some kind of ENGINEER FREAK.

[nixwilliams.livejournal.com]

hee! now i have this image of john's tongue and dean's tongue jumping out of their mouths and using the hospital bedcovers as the terrain for their warhammer-style battle. i wonder if they could amass an army. an army of sighs. also battling.

... ima go now ...

[girlneedsagun.livejournal.com]

Have I mentioned before how beautiful that icon is?

[derryderrydown.livejournal.com]

Like so many things in life, IT'S ALL HOPE'S FAULT.

[phantomas.livejournal.com]

You two are SOOOO SCARY!

*dies*

[aerwynblue.livejournal.com]

DUDES?!
OMG-Thanks a lot! Now all I can see is John as Davy Jones from "Pirates From The Caribbean!"

[gelasius.livejournal.com]

I think you're very, very mean for harshing Derry's happy porn place with your literal octopus.

*giggles*

[jubilancy.livejournal.com]

AHAHAHA, OMG. I love this, I want an entire TV series about it.

[ggreenapple.livejournal.com]

^__^

o.O

[askmehow.livejournal.com]

On the other hand:
angstslashhope: THAT LITERALISES SIMILES!
I think I love you a little bit for that. Dean would have to be very, very careful of what he says if that ever happens.

[aerwynblue.livejournal.com]

sorry

[hope]

buh?

[hope]

I know, I am EVIL like that.

Not that an octopus would make it BETTER or anything.

[hope]

I AGREE. we should make an INTERNET PETITION. LITERAL CURSE!

Re: o.O

[hope]

It would be the BEST THING EVER.

[hope]

:D

[hope]

ahahah that didn't even occur to me. HAH!

[hope]

LITERALISING SIMILES. it makes every story ten times BETTER.

[hope]

That's why you love us :D

[phantomas.livejournal.com]

That's so true :D

[(Anonymous)]

It does have TENTACLES, though...

[phantomas.livejournal.com]

And that anonymous is me ;)

not awake yet, no-no.