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Thank you, alchemilla, for the LJ candies :D

Thank you, drvsilla, for the DIY valentines that came in the mail ♥ ♥ ♥

Thank you, anonymous Hallmark card sender, who wooed me with spiels about yaks in heat. (!)

Thank you, spnnewsletter for the bestest valentines gift of all:



I think this means I win at johnslash.


derryderrydown (8:34:45 PM): Ahahahaha. Have you seen how Serendipity is labelled on spnnewsletter? [nc17; John/OMG]
angstslashhope (8:34:57 PM): I KNOW BEST THING EVER
derryderrydown (8:35:21 PM): Original Male God? I wouldn't say Viv was *that* good in bed!
angstslashhope (8:35:56 PM): it lead to mary and i have a discussion on the crowded train ride home about john shagging his way out of hell.
angstslashhope (8:36:05 PM): and writing a story where John/God was actually the pairing
derryderrydown (8:36:16 PM): AHAHAHAHA.
derryderrydown (8:36:54 PM): John: "You say you love me but you put me through all *that*?"
God: "You did *see* what I did to my son, right?"
angstslashhope (8:37:38 PM): john would start bossing god around. and god would LIKE IT.
derryderrydown (8:38:38 PM): Of course, there'd be all the trouble at the start of God convincing John he actually existed.
angstslashhope (8:38:58 PM): god would have to think of naughty ways to prove to john that he actually exists
derryderrydown (8:39:07 PM): Mmm...
derryderrydown (8:39:47 PM): "The prostate, John. If that isn't proof I exist, I don't know what is."
angstslashhope (8:41:19 PM): john's pee would rain down from the heavens upon dean in blessing every time he did something right
angstslashhope (8:41:30 PM): or, every time he detailed the car
angstslashhope (8:41:39 PM): which was a mixed blessing, really
derryderrydown (8:42:35 PM): Ahahaha.
derryderrydown (8:45:16 PM): I'd written a longer reply to that but it was too gross.
angstslashhope (8:46:15 PM): mary says, "i like that you guys still have boundaries. That's very cute... are you quoting me?"

(LJ-ify your IMs before pasting!)

My favourite bit is derry's long pause before the "it was too gross".