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Claire: DEWEEEEEES
Hope: ... he and bbburn should start a family
Claire: That would pretty much be so perfect the whole world would spontaneously fart glitter
Hope: A mirrorball would drop somewhere in cardiff...
Claire: And then Jack would fire Ianto, because that thing is only supposed to come down when he's being fabulous.
Hope: Then Jack would beg for Ianto to come back because Jack couldn't find his pants. not because Ianto took them, but because Jack is so used to having a PA at that point that he doesn't think he needs to *know* where his pants are. Not that he doesn't mind not having pants, but it makes Myfanwy irritable.
Claire: And Owen upset, because the last time he saw that many tentacles it was in his girlfriends brain.
Hope: I thought owen was off touring seedy nightclubs with dewees? Or does his torchwood sense tingle no matter whether jack's pants are off in his vicinity or not?
Claire: Well, hobviously Jack couldnt find Ianto right away, he doesn't know how to work a phone ( and Ianto, in a burst of stoic welsh annoyance at being fired, hid Jack's earpiece), so when Owen got back Jack was still wandering round wearing no pants, and sporadically grabbing his earlobe and saying "YANTO? GWEN? TOSH? HELLO TEAM HEAR MY VOICE" He was also eating coffee beans straight from the packet, because he thought they were coco pops.
Claire: *quotes crazy fangirl*
Claire: I so want to meet Rusty in the street in cardiff now and flounce at him "I'M NEVER WATCHING YOUR SHOWS AGAIN. BUT NOT REALLY. I JUST LOVE OWEN SO MUCH THAT--OOOOH GARETH DAVID LLOYD!!!!"
Hope: I think that if I meet Rusty in the street in cardiff I'll just knee him in the junk. Speaking of, I think this poster is what the Doctor uses to advertise for new companions. Specifically, it's the one that brought Jack in.
Also, Claire informs me that I have to share this:
Hope: PS. There is a Janto fic amusingly, meaninglessly and grammatically incorrectly called "More Richer Than My Tongue" (whut). I saw it recced somewhere as "More Richer Than My Tong".
Renne: I'm more richer than my tongs. It's one of the few things in this world that I am richer than.
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Hope: ... he and bbburn should start a family
Claire: That would pretty much be so perfect the whole world would spontaneously fart glitter
Hope: A mirrorball would drop somewhere in cardiff...
Claire: And then Jack would fire Ianto, because that thing is only supposed to come down when he's being fabulous.
Hope: Then Jack would beg for Ianto to come back because Jack couldn't find his pants. not because Ianto took them, but because Jack is so used to having a PA at that point that he doesn't think he needs to *know* where his pants are. Not that he doesn't mind not having pants, but it makes Myfanwy irritable.
Claire: And Owen upset, because the last time he saw that many tentacles it was in his girlfriends brain.
Hope: I thought owen was off touring seedy nightclubs with dewees? Or does his torchwood sense tingle no matter whether jack's pants are off in his vicinity or not?
Claire: Well, hobviously Jack couldnt find Ianto right away, he doesn't know how to work a phone ( and Ianto, in a burst of stoic welsh annoyance at being fired, hid Jack's earpiece), so when Owen got back Jack was still wandering round wearing no pants, and sporadically grabbing his earlobe and saying "YANTO? GWEN? TOSH? HELLO TEAM HEAR MY VOICE" He was also eating coffee beans straight from the packet, because he thought they were coco pops.
Claire: *quotes crazy fangirl*
Claire: I so want to meet Rusty in the street in cardiff now and flounce at him "I'M NEVER WATCHING YOUR SHOWS AGAIN. BUT NOT REALLY. I JUST LOVE OWEN SO MUCH THAT--OOOOH GARETH DAVID LLOYD!!!!"
Hope: I think that if I meet Rusty in the street in cardiff I'll just knee him in the junk. Speaking of, I think this poster is what the Doctor uses to advertise for new companions. Specifically, it's the one that brought Jack in.
Also, Claire informs me that I have to share this:
Hope: PS. There is a Janto fic amusingly, meaninglessly and grammatically incorrectly called "More Richer Than My Tongue" (whut). I saw it recced somewhere as "More Richer Than My Tong".
Renne: I'm more richer than my tongs. It's one of the few things in this world that I am richer than.
ETA: OH, GMAIL TARGETTED ADVERTISING! These ads are from the above email conversation w Claire:
Sponsored Links
Why Am I Fat?
Parasites Living Inside You Don't Believe It? See It For Real
www.SexyFirmBody.com
Torchwood Ringtones
Torchwood Ringtones.
Get your Free Ringtones!
AussieRingers.com
Jason Lazboy Recliners
Leather recliners, Lounge Suites, Lazy Boy, Home Theatre, Lift Chairs
www.rothnewton.com.au
Torchwood Season 2 DVD
All Episodes from Season 2 on DVDs Low Price & Free Delivery
www.ideas4save.com