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Claire: DEWEEEEEES
Hope: ... he and bbburn should start a family
Claire: That would pretty much be so perfect the whole world would spontaneously fart glitter
Hope: A mirrorball would drop somewhere in cardiff...
Claire: And then Jack would fire Ianto, because that thing is only supposed to come down when he's being fabulous.
Hope: Then Jack would beg for Ianto to come back because Jack couldn't find his pants. not because Ianto took them, but because Jack is so used to having a PA at that point that he doesn't think he needs to *know* where his pants are. Not that he doesn't mind not having pants, but it makes Myfanwy irritable.
Claire: And Owen upset, because the last time he saw that many tentacles it was in his girlfriends brain.
Hope: I thought owen was off touring seedy nightclubs with dewees? Or does his torchwood sense tingle no matter whether jack's pants are off in his vicinity or not?
Claire: Well, hobviously Jack couldnt find Ianto right away, he doesn't know how to work a phone ( and Ianto, in a burst of stoic welsh annoyance at being fired, hid Jack's earpiece), so when Owen got back Jack was still wandering round wearing no pants, and sporadically grabbing his earlobe and saying "YANTO? GWEN? TOSH? HELLO TEAM HEAR MY VOICE" He was also eating coffee beans straight from the packet, because he thought they were coco pops.

Claire: *quotes crazy fangirl*
Claire: I so want to meet Rusty in the street in cardiff now and flounce at him "I'M NEVER WATCHING YOUR SHOWS AGAIN. BUT NOT REALLY. I JUST LOVE OWEN SO MUCH THAT--OOOOH GARETH DAVID LLOYD!!!!"
Hope: I think that if I meet Rusty in the street in cardiff I'll just knee him in the junk. Speaking of, I think this poster is what the Doctor uses to advertise for new companions. Specifically, it's the one that brought Jack in.

Also, Claire informs me that I have to share this:

Hope: PS. There is a Janto fic amusingly, meaninglessly and grammatically incorrectly called "More Richer Than My Tongue" (whut). I saw it recced somewhere as "More Richer Than My Tong".
Renne: I'm more richer than my tongs. It's one of the few things in this world that I am richer than.

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Claire: *quotes crazy fangirl*

OMG. OKAY. Whenever you think I'm a crazy Owen freak, remember this person. This is a cut and paste QUOTE:

"I'm so irritated about what they did to Owen that I had the dubious distinction of telling BBC Exec Julie Gardner face to face at Comic-Con that I would no longer be watching Torchwood again because of Owen. After a moment of looking shocked she asked 'surely you'll come back and watch again'. I looked her straight in the eye and said "No. No Owen, no reason to watch Torchwood.""

AHHHHH /o\

It is of course, hilariously followed by this:

"I've never understood the fans who were so attached to one character that without that character the show was unwatchable. After the season two finale of Torchwood, I finally understood. That said, a few minutes later I ran into Gareth David-Lloyd (Ianto) at the con and he was so charming and delightful that I may break my resolution after all. Sigh. I didn't use to be fickle."

I'm doubting your commitment to Sparkle Owen, Crazy Lady.

Oh, Mister Guppy.

biiiiiiiiiig mouth. tiny tiny butt.

A causal relationship if there ever was one.

Not to mention the gaping chest wound.

*snort* You know how I feel about Torchwood, and yet the image of Captain Jack wandering around in his jocks yelling randomly at his earlobe for his team made me laugh and laugh.

It's a universal image!

this poster is what the Doctor uses to advertise for new companions. Specifically, it's the one that brought Jack in.

so many lols.

It has given me many lols today indeed :D

I've been informed that the title of the Torchwood fic isn't actually grammatically incorrect (according to Shakespeare), it just LOOKS it.

Frankly, with a title like that, I think the grammar is the least of its problems.

I suspected it might be all Shakespeare's fault, given all the quoting...

it is as you say.

Aha it was an actual quote! I see. It still sound stupid though - I don't care if Shakespeare wrote it or not.

(whut)

It's from Lear.

Cordelia means that any loving praise and speeches on devotion she could heap upon him would be meaningless, because they wouldn't approach her true feelings for him. I think. I've never read Lear all the way through, only seen the first act/scene performed a few times.

yea, I thought it might be - the rest of the fic was peppered with quotes from it too. Style like the tong typo, though :)

I bet I go home and find out my tongs have been on the internet and made a packet off the financial collapsification going on and also a mockery of my claim that I am, in fact, richer than my tongs.

Only if your tongs are STRAIGHT. Or something.

No, if they were straight they would have been sent INTO THE SUN!

HETERO love is WRONGS

Unless Jack is involved. And then the only way he'd be involved in hetero love is if it's with a strap on.

I think that just may be the best recruitment poster I've ever seen.

Also, there really isn't any evidence that Torchwood doesn't have a giant disco ball.

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