ROFLMAO! That conversation reminds me of an exchange in the weird-ass film The American Astronaut. The 'hero' has 'rescued' a young boy who has been kept... prisoner? by a planet of only women. He wears a weird 1940s-esque SFish outfit. Hero: "They made you wear that thing?" Boy: "They didn't *make* me. They *let* me."

Do you think Jack would actually have sex with Rimmer? *considers* Actually. Probably. Jack, you are such a slut.