Lister, Kryten, Rimmer, Cat, Holly: This is so crap! We're three million years from earth, floating on a space ship the size of a city but with no one but each other for company. And, more importantly, no one to shag!

Jack: HELLO! I've come to have sex with everyone! YES I MEAN EVERYONE!


I have SO been waiting for this like you don't even KNOW.

Okay, I lie. I've only been praying to the slash gods for Jack/Rimmer. But if I had to read the rest, I suppose I would.