[identity profile] ana-grrl.livejournal.com 2005-11-02 03:34 am (UTC)(link)
OMG! River is so devious and EVIL. Who'da thunk it?? Certainly not Simon, who trusted her, the little minx (um. River is the little minx, not Simon. REally).

"Oh, you sure you were. I can see it now. 'Uh, Kaylee?'" She affects a cringing, simpering tone that makes his eyes narrow. "'About that unreciprocated lust thing. ... Yeah. I prefer men.'

Hahahaaa! So good. I love it. THANK YOU!

[identity profile] ana-grrl.livejournal.com 2005-11-02 04:14 am (UTC)(link)
Or at least, Simon confessed while River plotted deviously

She also made him do her hair. She's evil like that.

I saw your request for snippets before I ran out the door this morning and found myself thinking about it on the train... then had some time before 9am to scribble it down.

I'm so happy you did! Thank you!