4 was just creepycreepy, 3 broke my heart a bit, 2 made me go "Dean you idiot!," 5 made me go "Sam you idiot!", and 1 made me go "well, yeah." All very different, all very seperately plausible, and possibly one of the best "5 things" ever. You are amazing, ma'am, and have you pimped this on communities? Because you totally should.