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HEART. This is the best AU crackfic sitcom evah.
I'm already addicted!!1omgwtfbbq
So, next week, same bat time, same bat channel, YEAH?
So, next week, same bat time, same bat channel, YEAH?
*wipes tears of laughter from face*
Oh my. This is just... just wonderful.
*heart*
Oh my. This is just... just wonderful.
*heart*
*sets my VCR to tape next week's episode*
This was too clever. ♥
This was too clever. ♥
Hope, you rock! I can't stop laughing at this. It's so going in my favorites folder. Elijah's disappearing wings and all!
WHEE! *TiVos*
"Get thee hence, spawn of Satan!"
...
"I have a tail, too," Elijah leered, and Dom snatched his hands away. "Wanna see?"
*cracks up* This is the bestest crack!fic ever. Definitely much potential, Hope. This is fantastic. So bloody entertaining. Moremisadventures! *cheers*
"Get thee hence, spawn of Satan!"
...
"I have a tail, too," Elijah leered, and Dom snatched his hands away. "Wanna see?"
*cracks up* This is the bestest crack!fic ever. Definitely much potential, Hope. This is fantastic. So bloody entertaining. More
*wipes away tears* Oh my God, this is brilliant.
Aside from being creative and hysterical, it gives me the PERFECT oppurtunity to use this icon.
Aside from being creative and hysterical, it gives me the PERFECT oppurtunity to use this icon.
ahahaha yis.
*makes gimme hands* more, more!
*makes gimme hands* more, more!
OMG THIS IS GREAT.
*plops down on the couch and waits for more*
*plops down on the couch and waits for more*
heehehehheeee.
What did Dommie swallow omg?
What did Dommie swallow omg?
in fact, I was so obsessed with it, especially the surprisingly sensual (to me, anyway) description of Dom finding Elijah's horns, that I sort of, uh, came up with the following (completely unlicensed fic-of-a-fic!):
The three new roommates crowd into Dom's narrow bed with much cursing, shoving, and muttering. They somehow manage to get to sleep, and the next morning Dom wakes to Billy snoring in his ear and an aching erection.
"Hey Dom, maybe you should do something about that," Elijah suggests sleepily.
Dom opens an eye. He likes this angel/devil thing. Especially the devil part. He rolls over on top of Elijah, pinning him to the mattress.
"Well, it's all on account of my having been snuggled up to this luscious little devil all night long," he breathes.
Elijah goes wide-eyed and very still. This wasn't in the devil training manual. Billy snores on peacefully.
"I, um," says Elijah, and bites his lip.
"Damn it all, you're a devil, aren't you supposed to be encouraging me to do things like this?" Dom asks. If Billy were awake, Dom thinks he'd probably say something about the evils of seducing innocent young boys.
"Well, I -" Elijah continues, and wriggles under Dom's weight. His tail twines around one of Dom's legs, and Dom can feel him growing hard. Oh good, thinks Dom, he is interested. Dom smiles and leans down for a kiss, but at that moment Billy does wake up.
"Dominic Monaghan, what do you think you're doing?" he demands.
"Could you have worse timing?" snaps Dom. Elijah says,
"I think you just flunked that guardian angel test again."
He smirks.
Billy rolls his eyes. "Well, you are a devil," he says, "far be it from me to interfere with you doing your job of tempting our Dom."
"He's kind of innocent for a devil, don't you think?" Dom asks Billy conversationally. "I mean, I think it's me who's doing the tempting here."
"Hey!" Elijah protests.
"Well, he is a very young devil," Billy allows. Dom looks down at Elijah, still pinned beneath him. He looks so very young, wide eyes, full lips, horns just peeking through tousled dark hair.
"Uh, how old are you, exactly?" Dom asks, feeling an attack of that thing he vaguely recognizes as his conscience.
"I'm 170, you know," Elijah pouts.
"Oh," says Dom. He's not sure how he feels about that, but as he starts to move away Elijah licks his lips and fixes him with a pleading expression. "Um, is that past the age of consent for devils?"
"Yes," says Elijah, and slides his tail further up Dom's leg.
"Just barely," mutters Billy, and rolls over before falling back asleep.
The three new roommates crowd into Dom's narrow bed with much cursing, shoving, and muttering. They somehow manage to get to sleep, and the next morning Dom wakes to Billy snoring in his ear and an aching erection.
"Hey Dom, maybe you should do something about that," Elijah suggests sleepily.
Dom opens an eye. He likes this angel/devil thing. Especially the devil part. He rolls over on top of Elijah, pinning him to the mattress.
"Well, it's all on account of my having been snuggled up to this luscious little devil all night long," he breathes.
Elijah goes wide-eyed and very still. This wasn't in the devil training manual. Billy snores on peacefully.
"I, um," says Elijah, and bites his lip.
"Damn it all, you're a devil, aren't you supposed to be encouraging me to do things like this?" Dom asks. If Billy were awake, Dom thinks he'd probably say something about the evils of seducing innocent young boys.
"Well, I -" Elijah continues, and wriggles under Dom's weight. His tail twines around one of Dom's legs, and Dom can feel him growing hard. Oh good, thinks Dom, he is interested. Dom smiles and leans down for a kiss, but at that moment Billy does wake up.
"Dominic Monaghan, what do you think you're doing?" he demands.
"Could you have worse timing?" snaps Dom. Elijah says,
"I think you just flunked that guardian angel test again."
He smirks.
Billy rolls his eyes. "Well, you are a devil," he says, "far be it from me to interfere with you doing your job of tempting our Dom."
"He's kind of innocent for a devil, don't you think?" Dom asks Billy conversationally. "I mean, I think it's me who's doing the tempting here."
"Hey!" Elijah protests.
"Well, he is a very young devil," Billy allows. Dom looks down at Elijah, still pinned beneath him. He looks so very young, wide eyes, full lips, horns just peeking through tousled dark hair.
"Uh, how old are you, exactly?" Dom asks, feeling an attack of that thing he vaguely recognizes as his conscience.
"I'm 170, you know," Elijah pouts.
"Oh," says Dom. He's not sure how he feels about that, but as he starts to move away Elijah licks his lips and fixes him with a pleading expression. "Um, is that past the age of consent for devils?"
"Yes," says Elijah, and slides his tail further up Dom's leg.
"Just barely," mutters Billy, and rolls over before falling back asleep.
Just to make you feel totally pressured, I WANT MORE TOO. Gimme.
YES. This is the way sitcoms should be made. This fic has all the components of quality prime-time television: slacker British man masturbating to Operah, potato-crisp covered, sulky, tinfoil-halo wearing devil!Elijah, horns, sensual handling of said horns, angels in kilts, and angel/devil/slacker threesome potential. :D
I love Elijah. Lurve lurve lurve him. Such a snarky fellow!And the horns!!! I got the distinct impression that he was about to moon Dom to show him his tail. Ahaha! Grate!
I love Elijah. Lurve lurve lurve him. Such a snarky fellow!
I just discovered this beside my bed all printed out and I had completely forgotten about it. So I read it while my daughter had her swimming lesson, sitting beside the pool, grinning like a loon and giggling madly.
omg i love this completely and thoroughly. *humps* It's glorious fun, with lovely undercurrents, and so much potential for more! And having read what![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
wenchopinions wrote above, I'm all... ajlasjdfl;sdjfajs
So you will continue, right? *pleading look* This is way too much fun to just leave lying around. And it made me squee hugely that Elijah is a devil. 'Cause. Yeah.
"I have a tail, too," Elijah leered, and Dom snatched his hands away. "Wanna see?"
Oh, hell yeah. *bibble* And also: bwahahahaa!
I love this. Can you tell? *humps more*
omg i love this completely and thoroughly. *humps* It's glorious fun, with lovely undercurrents, and so much potential for more! And having read what
wenchopinions wrote above, I'm all... ajlasjdfl;sdjfajsSo you will continue, right? *pleading look* This is way too much fun to just leave lying around. And it made me squee hugely that Elijah is a devil. 'Cause. Yeah.
"I have a tail, too," Elijah leered, and Dom snatched his hands away. "Wanna see?"
Oh, hell yeah. *bibble* And also: bwahahahaa!
I love this. Can you tell? *humps more*
Oh hell yes! Bring it on. >:} (Now I have angel!pr0n in my head. *bangs head against keyboard*)
Hi, I just killed myself laughing. Kthxbye.
(AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHhAHAHAHHAHAAHHAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!)
(AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHhAHAHAHHAHAAHHAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!)
Hello you were shamelessly spammed by beizy someone. This is waaaaay too clever. *adds* More more more!
beizyhahaha...
Dom glanced at the watery-eyed blonde for a moment, then back at the 'angel' who was… leering at the screen.
"Am I going to die?" Dom asked a little shakily, and the young man picked at his teeth.
"Uhuh."
"What!" Dom clutched at his heart. "How? Why? Of what?" Oh god, was he even wearing clean underwear? Probably not.
The 'angel' shrugged. "Dunno," he said dismissively. "You all do eventually. Why does it matter?"
"I'd like a bit of warning!" he paused. The studio audience applauded. "Isn't that why you're here?"
*snort milk out of her nose*
Bring more of this on! *laughs*
Dom glanced at the watery-eyed blonde for a moment, then back at the 'angel' who was… leering at the screen.
"Am I going to die?" Dom asked a little shakily, and the young man picked at his teeth.
"Uhuh."
"What!" Dom clutched at his heart. "How? Why? Of what?" Oh god, was he even wearing clean underwear? Probably not.
The 'angel' shrugged. "Dunno," he said dismissively. "You all do eventually. Why does it matter?"
"I'd like a bit of warning!" he paused. The studio audience applauded. "Isn't that why you're here?"
*snort milk out of her nose*
Bring more of this on! *laughs*
Meep, someone linked me to the story.
Soo glad they did because I died laughing like 12 times. XD
He missed Oprah. She'd know what was going on.
That's the best.
Brilliant, just brillant.
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