Wheeee! Oh, this is brilliant. Funny and vivid -- you have a way with details.

He feels like Godzilla, like Kong, slushy puddles like ankle-deep oceans, grappling hooks pulling on his shoulders and neck. He exaggerates his stride, lumbers with more sway and lets out a low moan that ends in a grumble.

Wonderful image. I love how put out he is yet so made of love too.