writing sucks at the moment, but spending a week at baylorsr's house gave me a sudden bout of inspiration, so i got a few parts of this pitiful thing down, at any rate.

dedicated to baylorsr, of course, the biggest ZEEK fan evar.

(five things that never happened to) zeke [1/5].

eta: this might make a teeny tiny bit more sense if you've seen this movie.

whee facklety.

hopefully more to come, but don't get too excited. it's not like i'm leaving cliff hangers or anything!