Me: *looks at icons* *beams* I'm glad that restriction likes Jack/Ianto too. *peers at Claire* It's nice that SOMEONE does. Just one person. JUST ONE OTHER PERSON! IT'S NICE TO HAVE SOMEONE ELSE WHO DOES!
Claire: *long, long silence* WHAT? WHAT?! *explosions of rage and swearing*
Me: I wish I'd recorded that.

Now she's muttering something about "on screen handjobs of some description".

AHAHAH I WISH I COULD SCREENCAP EXPRESSIONS.

Claire (behind me): something something slow motion something something pores something something kissing... you're not even listening to me, are you?
Me: I'm listening, but not really following.
Claire: WELL, in that kissing scene...
Me: There's a kissing scene?
Claire: *EXPRESSION*