a poem about post-quest frodo and sam...

[hope]

fat and skinny went to bed
fat rolled over now skinny is dead.

Comments

[andraste-oz.livejournal.com]

stupid fat hobbit! I knew we should've taken the lembas off him. Gollum was trying to save Frodo's life.

Second verse, same as the first.

[linaelyn.livejournal.com]

Fat and Skinny went to Tea
Fat ate everything INCLUDING THEE!

[baylorsr.livejournal.com]

Life post-Morder was a drag,
So fat and skinny decided to . . . play checkers.

just when I think it can't get any better

[slashfairy.livejournal.com]

but I can always count on you. how is planning for your trip going? I can't wait to get my slash button.

let's see:

fat and skinny both lay down
skinny was cold but fat got him warm

[cista.livejournal.com]

Bill Bryson's Made in America came in today. Do you want to read it?

[pedx.livejournal.com]

If I wrote a poem it would have to be something obscene concerning Haldir. I'd probably have to rhyme it with Galadriel's mirror.