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sit down, gels and boys, it's time for a story about tom and doug, undercover cops. in this episode, doug attempts to demonstrate his mating prowess and tom reveals his love of bowling. i like to call this story, 'but two guys always make out better than one!'
the story starts with officer tom hanson's lemon cardie and pink polo shirt.
penhall is immediately intrigued.
and so he picks up hanson and puts him on the table.
penhall then begins the mating ritual.
which involves touching hanson to get his attention every time tom looks away.
note the gratuitous thigh-touching in this pictureAS WELL AS THE FACT THAT PENHALL IS STANDING BETWEEN HANSON'S LEGS.
monkey logic:
your chin..
to my chin...
you...
and me.
BUT, it isn't going to be that easy:
...hanson tells penhall that he's going out bowling tonight.
penhall is confused at first.
ioki starts making amused monkey noises.
penhall responds...
by showing off histestosterone teeth.
hanson wont' back down, though.
...despite the engaging in a significant look.
liek omg, will you guys get a room already?
penhall pulls out the big guns
like neck touching.
and the BABY FACE.
it starts to work...
...but penhall goes too far.
"BOWLING?"
once again hanson looks away and penhall has to get back his attention.
YOU must sleep with ME
YOU *monkey noises*
ME *more excited monkey noises*
penhall is SOINLOVE. he's like "mmm shiny yellow cardigan. me no have yellow in jungle. only in bananas."
and yet somehow, despite strutting around the chapel talking about how he's going to score because it's friday night; he ends up at the bowling alley, watching hanson:
"ANOTHER SLAMMERINO!"
*wistful sigh*
still trying.
penhall decides to pull out the big monkey guns again and show everyone how big his balls are.
see doug try to impress tom with his testosterone.
see tom be unimpressed.
penhall goes to grab more balls
hanson responds with some grabby hands of his own
sprung!
"who, me?"
tom realises he needs to dispose of doug.
oblivious, doug tries to pick them up some girls by offering them breakfast. tom is plotting on how to dispose of doug.
doug's plan doesn't work. tom continues to plot.
"i hate you."
*pouty face* vs. *sullen face*
time passes. the next day penhall turns up to work WEARING A BOWLING SHIRT.
the end.
the story starts with officer tom hanson's lemon cardie and pink polo shirt.
penhall is immediately intrigued.
and so he picks up hanson and puts him on the table.
penhall then begins the mating ritual.
which involves touching hanson to get his attention every time tom looks away.
note the gratuitous thigh-touching in this picture
monkey logic:
your chin..
to my chin...
you...
and me.
BUT, it isn't going to be that easy:
...hanson tells penhall that he's going out bowling tonight.
penhall is confused at first.
ioki starts making amused monkey noises.
penhall responds...
by showing off his
hanson wont' back down, though.
...despite the engaging in a significant look.
liek omg, will you guys get a room already?
penhall pulls out the big guns
like neck touching.
and the BABY FACE.
it starts to work...
...but penhall goes too far.
"BOWLING?"
once again hanson looks away and penhall has to get back his attention.
YOU must sleep with ME
YOU *monkey noises*
ME *more excited monkey noises*
penhall is SOINLOVE. he's like "mmm shiny yellow cardigan. me no have yellow in jungle. only in bananas."
and yet somehow, despite strutting around the chapel talking about how he's going to score because it's friday night; he ends up at the bowling alley, watching hanson:
"ANOTHER SLAMMERINO!"
*wistful sigh*
still trying.
penhall decides to pull out the big monkey guns again and show everyone how big his balls are.
see doug try to impress tom with his testosterone.
see tom be unimpressed.
penhall goes to grab more balls
hanson responds with some grabby hands of his own
sprung!
"who, me?"
tom realises he needs to dispose of doug.
oblivious, doug tries to pick them up some girls by offering them breakfast. tom is plotting on how to dispose of doug.
doug's plan doesn't work. tom continues to plot.
"i hate you."
*pouty face* vs. *sullen face*
time passes. the next day penhall turns up to work WEARING A BOWLING SHIRT.
the end.
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:hunts for dvds:
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What a good thing to wake up to on one's birthday.
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Thanks for this, I haven't laughed so hard all day! I really need to watch this show, somehow.
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