hope | also,

OH HOW I SUFFER FOR MY ART.

YOUR GENIUS IS DEEPLY AFFECTING.

MS PAINT IS THE PERFECT MEDIUM FOR SUCH A TRANSCENDENT SUBJECT.

(AHAHA BOWLING.)

MS paint is like a tube direct from my soul to the ethereal world of ART.

How wonderful that you have discovered the way to fully unleash your artistic potential. I mean, imagine if you'd tried to DRAW it.

I initially parsed "tube" as "lube". I think the latter version works better.

?!?!?

And yet... I think I understand... is that Depp and DeLuise?

YES. ps. if you want more lotr fanart go to http://rosiesamfrodo.com/~grate