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ahaha. the doorbell rang before and it was this girl, prob about 10 years old, with a basket of easter eggs and candles. and she goes, "hi, i'm selling easter eggs and candles in exchange for a gold coin donation for, well, for me."
and i'm liek "hahah i like you girl" so i go and get my purse and give her a dollar coin and say "can i have a couple of eggs?" and she's like "... you can have one thing", so i gave her $2 for 2 eggs. she drove a hard bargain. she was politer than the riding for the disabled lady that comes round and sneers at my loose change every 6 months. i liked this girl's brashness. I GIVE YOU A DOLLAR FOR THAT.
and i'm liek "hahah i like you girl" so i go and get my purse and give her a dollar coin and say "can i have a couple of eggs?" and she's like "... you can have one thing", so i gave her $2 for 2 eggs. she drove a hard bargain. she was politer than the riding for the disabled lady that comes round and sneers at my loose change every 6 months. i liked this girl's brashness. I GIVE YOU A DOLLAR FOR THAT.
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(If only I could drive, I'd've applied for a job as a customs official, and I know that I would most definitely be bribable with baked goods.)
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Hmm. There must be other similarly succeptable Australians. Some MUST work for customs.
This is genius. GENIUS, I TELL YOU!