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[hope]

eyebrowofdoom would probably appreciate it if i titled this post “Simon has two daddies”, but that would probably result in claireweasley putting up “POLICE LINE - DO NOT CROSS” tape, so why don’t we just go with the safe route and call it “the pretty fits”.




Jayne goes to his happy place as Mal talks about how Simon’s lily-white and pasty all over.


“All right! I’ll do it. Just stop...”


“...describing me.”


Yessir, capn tightpants! Hate to see him go, love to watch him leave.


Monkey see, monkey ... attempt to do.


ANDTHENTHEYHAVESEXTHEEND.


also, GIP.