eyebrowofdoom would probably appreciate it if i titled this post “Simon has two daddies”, but that would probably result in
claireweasley putting up “POLICE LINE - DO NOT CROSS” tape, so why don’t we just go with the safe route and call it “the pretty fits”.


Jayne goes to his happy place as Mal talks about how Simon’s lily-white and pasty all over.

“All right! I’ll do it. Just stop...”

“...describing me.”

Yessir, capn tightpants! Hate to see him go, love to watch him leave.

Monkey see, monkey ... attempt to do.
ANDTHENTHEYHAVESEXTHEEND.
also, GIP.
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I'm trying to write porn, and this IS NOT HELPING!
Oh, wait. Yes it is.
Haha! Very nice work.
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yaye porn.
glad you enjoyed :D
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jayne/simon 4eva omG!
Simon has two daddies
You have no idea of the damage to my health that has just occurred. I scarcely have the energy to cut any police tape I may find myself hog-tied in.
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at great depth, the hotter it gets. it's a shame that what little of that x3 has been written is pretty dismal. i know! how about YOU write some!!ps. yep, i got your email - i will quite possibly be going back up this weekend. you interested?
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