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*splutters*

Righto.

I think we need to see it.

ARGH!

it's the best thing EVER!

MY EYES! They burn.

Actually, I think this requires badfic! to be written. Using the plot/summary of the movie, and copious plays on the word Rayne.

you know, i think that Rayne is the lovechild of Jayne and River, who turns out vampire due to their unique mix of dna. adventures ensue, adventures with bodices and ben kingsley!

OMG, the twisted and unexpected lovechild! (although, when is a lovechild ever expected).

The bodices are key to the adventures. She learned to lace them properly from her dear old dad (her mum just tried to eat the laces).

yes, in a story called 'bloodrayne', a lovechild is so very, very unexpected (though hang on... yeah i suppose a child out of *wedlock* is unexpected).

yes, but mum taught her how to chop people up with big shiny knives. though daddy taught her to name them.

yes, but mum taught her how to chop people up with big shiny knives. though daddy taught her to name them.

This actually brings tears to my eyes. Tears of touching snufflies at the loving family that Rayne had when growing up. Why can't we all have that??

(She remembers when her daddy caught her with her first knife. She tried to hide it away in the sleeve of her dress, but she just cut her arm.

"Blood! Rayne!" he yelled at her. "Ain't no good messing up the floor. You know yer ma ain't much for cleanin'."

After he cleaned the blood from the cut (using the edge of her dress), he said, "Gotta be careful with knives."

"Huh?" she asked. She'd always been really articulate, or so her uncle Simon said,

"They don't treat you right 'till you treat 'em right."

"Don't understand."

He picked her up and sat her on his knee. "You gotta name 'em, else they don't know they're yours.")

Awww, isn't that touching? I'm filling a mite sickly now.

... i honestly don't know whether to laugh or cry. guess i'll settle for just retching a little.

(that's like, the best feedback i've ever given you!)

lol.

I don't understand why you'd retch, though. This was a piece of beauty. ;P

I was retching in happiness!

Oh! I gets it!

It's got MEAT LOAF in it.

......awesome! :D

and michael madsen. oh god WHY?

I don't know how, but it looks worse than Underworld.

that is a wonderful icon :D

LOGAN WOOBIES.

EXACTLY.

I would like to make some more VM icons, only my dad is currently in custody of my dvds. bah!

but it looks so classy...

you're not wrong there!

Throw in a couple of Reavers and it's the Best Movie Ever!

don't forget the LASER BEAMS.