he totally is. He has alpha-pee.

If there were a totem animal fic, john and dean would both be dog-things, and pee all over the damn place. Mary and I also decided, I should mention, that Sam's totem animal would be a girl, in which case, he'd be just 'ew'ing and rolling his eyes about all the peeing, which he seems to do anyway. and telling Dean to roll over. so he can scratch his belly while Dean's leg kick-kicks.