I was telling ethrosdemon that there's a sad, sad lack of 'we have to pretend to be boyfriends' stories in this fandom. Smallville was all about having Clark and Lex be pretend boyfriends. I want to know where the 'Dean is going to get beat up by like, six dudes and a crowbar for hitting on someone's sister until Sam rescues him by pretending to be his annoyed boyfriend' stories are.