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[Poll #858244]

...For now ignoring that ephemeral 'third option' that I, admittedly, occupy; wherein THE DEMON DIDN'T ACTUALLY *SAY* WHAT HE WANTED, AND WE NEVER ACTUALLY *SAW* WHO HE PUT THE COLT DOWN IN FRONT OF, AND AND AND HE'S NOT DEAD! HE CAN'T BE!

Or something. For all we know the demon could have said "there's something I want a good deal more... I want... you to be my personal fluffer! right after you have this little nap. ~~oops, they burned your body!~~"

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you make me smile

:)

hee! *tips hat*

I think you just like thinking about John being a demonic fluffer.

I am shocked. Shocked and appalled that you think I am so faithless and callous as to only enjoy your posts for the few cheap and tawdry mentions of John Winchester's pretty, pretty mouth on another man's penis. ... all.. wet, and shiny. And him with the soft little snorts and mangrunts and whatnot. With flushed and slightly hollowed cheeks, his jaw working a little when he uses his tongue to.. I mean..

SHOCKED! And Appalled.

Well, I am now most certainly duly chastised.

I don't know how I could have indulged such a misapprehension!!

O.o I .... I swear I had something to say to this post but .... I can't remember.

Mmmm, wet and shiny and mangrunts.

I agree.

I guess I'm the only one who isnt creative enough to even think of who else he could be sitting the gun down in front of.

i mean...i just cant think of who else it could be BUT the demon.

what are the speculations for that? do you know?

Well I don't like to speculate too much. But I think that the not-showing thing leaves it open a crack, at least.

Actually I think the Demon just stole John away and keeps him in a pumpkin shell, he keeps him very well. Dean is going to march into the pumpkin patch and slaughter all the Demon's chubby little minions and get his daddy back. Then Mary will kick the Demon's arse. With fire.

....... Yes. YOU ARE SO RIGHT.

Audz says we are 'very wrong' and shakes her head a lot.
What does she mean?

I'm not sure. it does not compute. Though I think maybe Mary and Audz have the same glitch or something....

how did you just make me giggle about JOHN WINCHESTER'S DEATH? HOW.

If I don't laugh then I CRY. Though sometimes I do both at the same time. JOOOOHHHHN! I'LL WAIT FOR YOUUUU!

YOUR HEART WILL GO ON?

i loved the fluffer thing

Me too!

Maybe demons like the sweet chafe of charcoal.

..... Helps with indigestion, I hear.

John only *thought* the demon wanted his soul; when he put the Colt down and the demon asked if it could wear his underpants John's heart gave out in shock.

demon: "...oh, and by the way, your sons are fucking."

John: *HEARTCLUTCH* *DED*

Sam: *frolicks the hospital hallways naked*

*rofl*

Five times Dean's heart nearly stopped:

The time Dean nearly perforated Sam's eardrum with a quill when they were playing Cowboys and Indians.
The time Sam 'accidentally' spilled gun oil in Dean's leather jacket.
The time the Impala was stolen by a possessed 9 year old trying to get to Disneyland.
The time John nearly found the sex toys in the boot
The time one of Dean's girl called him 'Sam' at a very personal moment.

OMG-you people!
And me! For reading ths!
Thank you, I really needed this after the last 2 weeks I've had.
I am so glad (not really) that I don't have internet access at work-I'd read something like Black Samvara's comment & the MiBs would definately come for me.
Well, I have to go to work now; hopefully the bossman won't be waiting at the door with my stuff in a box.
Cheers!

Heeee! Glad to be of service :D

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