FANDOM. I'M DISAPPOINTED IN YOU.

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Because Sam's cast is posing a problem that seems the majority of you have not addressed yet!!!!!!!

Shower!sex!!!!! C'mon! It makes up a considerable proportion of Wincest, and yet!!!1

In the interim there should be lots of stories where they have to share baths instead, and wrap Sam's arm in a plastic bag or possible even a giant condom so it can still play.

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[squee1123.livejournal.com]

...wow. jeez woman! now i want shower sex! hopefully you have spawned a thousand fics.

[hope]

Dude, click on any number of fics in the newsletter and I have no doubt at least 30% of them will be showersex.

[squee1123.livejournal.com]

ah but none will have the cast issues.

[shehasathree]

:o
i lessthanthree your brain.

[hope]

;D

[mcee.livejournal.com]

sam has been taking baths with relaxing bath salts. which dean replaced with rock salt once, and sam sewed him into his bedsheets the next morning.

also, he's been asking dean to jerk him off, since he obviously can't do it himself.

[hope]

Must have been flashback-city for Dean, he spent his childhood sewn into the bedsheets so he couldn't sully Sam's virtue. At least not before they were officially married.

[shehasathree]

bundling!

[mcee.livejournal.com]

john is so old-fashioned, sheesh.

[shehasathree]

ahahahah!

[ggreenapple.livejournal.com]

baths.

you just don't know how many times i've written bathsmut.

of course, it was underage bathsmut, and i anticipated all the rotten tomatoes and hardbound bibles being thrown at my head, and deleted them.

i don't think i've read a single good bathfic in the whole whole fandom. i need.

i love the thought of those big grown men in a teeny motel bath together, and sam having to keep negotiating that cast. that's hotter than hot buckwheat hotcakes with hot melted butter.

[hope]

You...! Bathsmut..!! grrnagh!

Yes, it is hotter than... that. *PINES*