Ah, the tricky problem of bowlegs in a toga. My husband sat with me tonight while Bedtime Stories was on, and commented thusly on Jensen's legs:

"Is it just me, or does he walk kinda like John Wayne?"

I had to bite my tongue to prevent a torrent of babble on Dean's bowlegs and how they are integral to this fandom. Also, I love that my husband has noticed John Wayne has bowlegs. How very metrosexual of him.

Personally, I'd like a Winchesters in the Wild West AU. With Daddy Issues. Some version of The Man who Shot Liberty Valance if possible.