daddy issues ahoy

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After watching the animated Hercules tonight, and being reminded of many, many days spent mainlining Xena DVDs, I have decided that I want to read a Supernatural AU. Where Sam and Dean wander around Ancient Greece in their little leather miniskirts, constantly retrieving each other from the underworld.

Oh, come on. Just think of the legs. Think of SAM'S legs, dear god. THIGHS.

Dean might have to wear a toga.* Oh, the curse of bow legs in Ancient Greece.


* Yes Karen, I know they didn't have togas. But look! over here! I am distracting you with the idea of Dean in a toga! A crown of grapes! A grumpy, grumpy expression!

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[eloise-bright.livejournal.com]

Ah, the tricky problem of bowlegs in a toga. My husband sat with me tonight while Bedtime Stories was on, and commented thusly on Jensen's legs:

"Is it just me, or does he walk kinda like John Wayne?"

I had to bite my tongue to prevent a torrent of babble on Dean's bowlegs and how they are integral to this fandom. Also, I love that my husband has noticed John Wayne has bowlegs. How very metrosexual of him.

Personally, I'd like a Winchesters in the Wild West AU. With Daddy Issues. Some version of The Man who Shot Liberty Valance if possible.

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Oh god yes, Wild West Winchesters right nao kthx.

Dean has such a Daddy-issues swagger, already down-pat.

[greenapple.insanejournal.com (from livejournal.com)]

I'd like a Winchesters in the Wild West AU. With Daddy Issues.

And a side of porn, please.