daddy issues ahoy

[hope]

After watching the animated Hercules tonight, and being reminded of many, many days spent mainlining Xena DVDs, I have decided that I want to read a Supernatural AU. Where Sam and Dean wander around Ancient Greece in their little leather miniskirts, constantly retrieving each other from the underworld.

Oh, come on. Just think of the legs. Think of SAM'S legs, dear god. THIGHS.

Dean might have to wear a toga.* Oh, the curse of bow legs in Ancient Greece.


* Yes Karen, I know they didn't have togas. But look! over here! I am distracting you with the idea of Dean in a toga! A crown of grapes! A grumpy, grumpy expression!

Comments

[fools-game.livejournal.com]

Somebody wrote that. I'm sure somebody wrote that. And dean was the god of love and he was supposed to make Sam fall in love with Jess, but he fell in love with Sam instead, not knowing that Sam was his half-mortal brother. And there was buttsex and he had to save Sam from the underworld. Or maybe Sam had to save him, I can't remember.

I did not dream this. Somebody actually wrote it.

[hope]

Yep, I read that one - Mary was Aphrodite, Dean was cupid. etc etc. THERE WERE NO MINI SKIRTS AND WANDERING AROUND JOKING ABOUT FARTS AND RESCUING FROM THE UNDERWORLD.

I have simple needs.

[fools-game.livejournal.com]

I could have sworn there was rescuing from the underworld.

There should be rescuing from the underworld. Ther leather miniskirts go without saying.

[hope]

Possibly there was? It was an ancient greece story, probably there was.

I just have that hankering for the trashy, cheesy horror-and-family-drama of Raimi's ancient greece ;D

[katrinbisiani.livejournal.com]

Can I have link, please? *puppy eyes*

[hope]

20 months on and I've no idea where it could be, sorry. try spnstoryfinders.

[katrinbisiani.livejournal.com]

Ok, thank you very much ^^

[weesta.livejournal.com]

...constantly retrieving each other from the underworld.

Sam - Dammit Dean, I told you to keep your hands off Persephone and not to eat the pomegranates! Now we have all of Hades on our tails!

[hope]

Poor Sam. He just wants to be a bard! But Dean keeps trying to be a stupid meat-head warrior and Sam has to get his thighs out to rescue him!

[fools-game.livejournal.com]

If he didn't keep putting them away, it wouldn't be half so difficult.

[hope]

Why do your think Dean *keeps on* trying to be a meat-head warrior?

Maybe sometimes they even ride a horse around.

Is that TMI?

[damerel.livejournal.com]

And in the non-animated (? that makes no sense. The one with real actors in, anyway) version, as well as leather mini-skirts there was baby oil applied liberally to the acres of Sam's thighs flesh on display.

Dean would make an awesome Caesar.

[hope]

I like your ideas and would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

[daizalicious.livejournal.com]

dammit~ it was the grumpy expression that sold me!!

[hope]

As it sells Sam every time. :)

[newredshoes]

Aheeheehee, I anticipate many horrible jokes about Gigantes and Titans and air-lyre contests.

You make me want to write this.

[hope]

WRITE IT. Dean would totally get turned into a satyr by a goddess after trying one too many times to sneak into her temple of virgin priestesses. Sam would find this funny for approximately four years.

[alchemie.livejournal.com]

Speaking of (Sam's/Jared's) thighs, have we ever actually seen them in the flesh? There were glimpses in House of Wax but not much (unless somebody is able to offer up some screencaps). The reason I bring this us is that my friend speculates that his legs are too skinny (because here in Canada we expect everybody to have legs like hockey players) and I'm thinking they're not. Opinion?

[hope]

I don't know, sometimes those jeans don't leave much to the imagination. I think they're quite spectacular, IMHO.

[greenapple.insanejournal.com (from livejournal.com)]

i think you tricked me. where are the daddy issues please?

[hope]

Hee! Hercules is chock-full of them. Son of Zeus etc. The daddy issues also spoke to me in this silly, awesome movie.

[greenapple.insanejournal.com (from livejournal.com)]

Oh daddy issues, not daddyporn. sorry, i was confused.

[eloise-bright.livejournal.com]

Ah, the tricky problem of bowlegs in a toga. My husband sat with me tonight while Bedtime Stories was on, and commented thusly on Jensen's legs:

"Is it just me, or does he walk kinda like John Wayne?"

I had to bite my tongue to prevent a torrent of babble on Dean's bowlegs and how they are integral to this fandom. Also, I love that my husband has noticed John Wayne has bowlegs. How very metrosexual of him.

Personally, I'd like a Winchesters in the Wild West AU. With Daddy Issues. Some version of The Man who Shot Liberty Valance if possible.

[hope]

Oh god yes, Wild West Winchesters right nao kthx.

Dean has such a Daddy-issues swagger, already down-pat.

[greenapple.insanejournal.com (from livejournal.com)]

I'd like a Winchesters in the Wild West AU. With Daddy Issues.

And a side of porn, please.

[greenapple.insanejournal.com (from livejournal.com)]

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hah! tricked you! you thought i was gonna say porn again.

oh, damn.