Drop your panties, Sir William; I cannot wait until lunchtime!

[hope]

semplice randomly texted me this afternoon. Alarmingly, it was while I was idly fondling my phone as it sat on my desk. What followed was a... conversation.


(lana = white, me = green. I am too lazy to transcribe. Yay iphone screenshots!)

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[irradiatedsoup.livejournal.com]

Yes.

[karenhealey.livejournal.com]

And because I look fucking delicious in a suit.

[hope]

Also, you're my bitch.

[karenhealey.livejournal.com]

I wouldn't be if you hadn't KILLED MY GIRLFRIEND.

[irradiatedsoup.livejournal.com]

And because of that!