Drop your panties, Sir William; I cannot wait until lunchtime!

[hope]

semplice randomly texted me this afternoon. Alarmingly, it was while I was idly fondling my phone as it sat on my desk. What followed was a... conversation.


(lana = white, me = green. I am too lazy to transcribe. Yay iphone screenshots!)

Comments

[semplice.livejournal.com]

AHAHAHAHAHA I just made an LJ post saying I texted you. And then I checked my flist and read this.

[hope]

Hee! I'm glad it made you less worried. It certainly made me less scowly at work.

[semplice.livejournal.com]

YOU ARE MY SECOND FAVOURITE.

(because Claire is family so I have to put her first).

[hope]

YES!!!!! *fistpump*

Does this mean I get a promotion from making coffee and being woeful to getting beaten up by cannibals and being woeful?

[semplice.livejournal.com]

That depends. Who will be taking your place and can they make decent coffee?

[irradiatedsoup.livejournal.com]

Don't shoot me just because she's more popular with the ladies. I don't want to die. D:

[semplice.livejournal.com]

I was casting us all as Torchwood people this morning. You're clearly Owen but I came up with the depressing conclusion that I'm probably Gwen.

[hope]

(Ignoring the fact that Claire & Karen have already decided that I have the social proficiencies of the Doctor) WHO AM I?

[semplice.livejournal.com]

You were the butler. Mary was Tosh and Renne was Jack and then I got confused because EVERYONE WAS WRONG and so I gave up and went off to cover a wall with photos of missing children and stick drawing pins into maps.

[hope]

*squints*

I'm... not sure how to respond.

[semplice.livejournal.com]

To which part?? You cook things. And sometimes you clean. And stare after the others when they throw a basketball at you and run off leaving you with your cyber girlfriend.

But yeah. It's still definitely wrong. I think I need to figure out who Jack would be and work backwards from there.

[hope]

I do like pinstripe very much.

I think it's the relationships-with-others element that is mildly perplexing. Though true, Claire and I shoot and mock each other all the time.

[semplice.livejournal.com]

I ignored all that because it made my head hurt. The trouble is that the group dynamic is different so it just got too complicated. I'm really not sure about Mary-as-Tosh but I don't know who else she'd be. Maybe with all your geeky stuff, you should be Tosh, but that makes Mary Ianto.

AHHH. And more to the point, why am I sitting here figuring this out instead of doing Actual Work? (I know why - it's my last day of said Actual Work before school holidays and I can't be bothered).

[hope]

AHHH. And more to the point, why am I sitting here figuring this out instead of doing Actual Work?

Because these are the important Questions Of The Universe, Lana! THIS IS WHAT THE TARDIS IS FOR!

[semplice.livejournal.com]

Ahahaha on my summary of visit today I'm going to have to find something else to put instead of "most of my day was spent recasting my friends and I into Torchwood."

Maybe Claire could be Jack.

Maybe Monkey is Jack and the rest of us are Weevils. And also, someone needs to be PC Andy.

[hope]

Monkey = Janet, duh

[irradiatedsoup.livejournal.com]

Ok bitches, I spent a long time thinking about this and here is my carefully thought out casting of friends and associates (Leaving Dr Who out, because it's too hard.)

Jack: Hope

Ianto: Karen

Owen: Ren
Tosh: Lana

Gwen: Mary

Susie: Lisa McK

Captain John: Claire

Rhys: Audrey
PC Andy: Erinna

Janet: Monkey

The Pterodactyl whose name I can't spell: ... ?

[karenhealey.livejournal.com]

It's because I do the dishes, isn't it?

[irradiatedsoup.livejournal.com]

Yes.

[semplice.livejournal.com]

AHAHAHA I believe that could not be any more apt if you tried. Cannot stop laughing.

[irradiatedsoup.livejournal.com]

Right? I am so right. But I had to just write this to Hope: "...You should know I'm just Captain John in the context of I am mental, and we were once together and if your brother came back and buried you alive I would probably try to help you out. Not so much in the being still obsessed with you and would push you off a building context."

[hope]

Myfanwy = .... my iCock?

[irradiatedsoup.livejournal.com]

Hrm. Do you have a special spray you put on Karen's robot girlfriends to make the ICock attack them?

[astrothsknot.livejournal.com]

The video must have a Rocky Horror Show vibe.

[hope]

Indubitably!