Drop your panties, Sir William; I cannot wait until lunchtime!

[hope]

semplice randomly texted me this afternoon. Alarmingly, it was while I was idly fondling my phone as it sat on my desk. What followed was a... conversation.


(lana = white, me = green. I am too lazy to transcribe. Yay iphone screenshots!)

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[irradiatedsoup.livejournal.com]

No, I believe that is also your penis. THE PENIS OF BOE. THE LESSER KNOWN APPENDAGE FLOATING IN WATER FOR MILLIONS OF YEARS, ALL WRINKLY AND WITH TENTACLES...

I went too far again, didn't I?

brb, rehab.

[hope]

Oh, YOU. Penis of Boe isn't in the head tank, duh, it's in a jam jar at the back of Captain John's pantry cupboard.

[irradiatedsoup.livejournal.com]

CANON.