Fic: The Secretary (Torchwood, Jack/Ianto, NC-17)

[hope]

Title: The Secretary
Author: Hope (hope / angstslashhope)
Fandom: Torchwood
Wordcount: ~7000
Genre: PWP, kink
Rating: NC-17
Characters(s): Jack/Ianto
Warnings: mild bondage
Notes: amand_r is to blame for the writing of this. Thanks to rexluscus for the super-speedy beta!

Summary: “Have you always had such an unhealthy fixation on office supplies, sir?” / “Only since I got a secretary.”

Read on the AO3.

Mirrored on LJ: http://angstslashhope.livejournal.com/1545122.html

Comments

[hope]

omg, yes! You are totally right. That's exactly when it happened :D

Thank you!

[hope]

Oh yeah, Jack's totally a good lay himself (I mean, Ianto says so, so it's totes canon!). But, he's a clever conman, his stories make sure his partners are willing to be just as adventurous/willing as he, rather than expecting Jack to do all the work (as he would if he'd just been talking himself up).

The question becomes, then, how much does Jack take versus giving.

Yeah, I think it works both ways, though. He's both goading partners into being more innovative themselves, and paving the way for them to be more willing in letting him be more innovative (after all, he keeps talking about how *awesome* all this stuff is).

ADMINISTRATIONS. IT'S WHERE IT'S AT. (Did you see I threw a token "ministrations" into the story; it was sooooo tempting to make it administrations, I can't even tell you.)

[thrace-adams.livejournal.com]

Holy hells that was hot!!!!

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

Okay then. It seems that you have divined the secrets of the ya-ya sisterhood Jack's sexuality. I am in concurrence. This story is totes canon.

IT IS SO HARD NOT TO HAVE IANTO ADMINISTER HIS MINISTRATIONS. FUCK FUCKETY FUCK.

[ceindreadh.livejournal.com]

Oh Gods...I placed the office stationery order on Friday...it'll be delivered tomorrow...I think I need to get somebody else to unpack it lest they wonder why i'm so, ahem, distracted!

(I'll be in my bunk)

[hope]

:D Thank you!

[hope]

Heeeee! Glad you liked it :D

[dil-deal.livejournal.com]

Holy Moly Hottness. Awesome!

[hope]

:D Thank you!

[hope]

ya ya sisterhood / Jack's sexuality... these are not the same thing? (Jack's favourite book is probably "sisterhood of the travelling pants", by the way. He weeps every time he reads it. It reminds him of his childhood in Boe, when they had to share the one pair of Sentient Size-Changing Pants between the whole family.)

[marginaliana]

OMFG. How did you manage to make this so absurdly hot?!? The alligator clips, especially. And then the "confidential" stamp - I was laughing and fanning myself at the same time. Amazing. Wow.

[hope]

haha! *claps* Yay! This is exactly what I was going for :D

Thanks so much. I'm glad you enjoyed it!!

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

I always thought he'd read it because he thought it was about girls taking off their knickers and was supremely disappointed.

[hansbekhart.livejournal.com]

Ahahahah!! I don't even know if I've ever read something both so incredibly funny and incredibly hot. You're fantastic, man.

[hope]

:D Cheers, matey! Glad you liked it!!

[hope]

:D Thank you!

[nonelvis]

I am never going to be able to walk into a Staples without giggling again. Brilliant.

[hope]

Hee! Thank you, I'm glad you enjoyed it :D

[tabakat]

Okay really, NEVER saw this when i looked at office supplies before. Until now. Straight face, staples, no longer possible. Also, I didn't think this fic could possibly work let alone be hot. I was wrong on both counts.

[hope]

Heeee :D

Glad you enjoyed this. Thank you!

[baka-sensei.livejournal.com]

Guh. I thought I had a dirty mind, but apparently the use of office supplies in this manner never even occurred to me. I think I was just as interested to find out what Ianto would do next as Jack was! Every time some new prop showed up I was like, "There's no way that'll work." And then it did. And it was fabulous. Fantastic job!

[hope]

Thanks for the awesome feedback! :D heheh, I'm very glad it all worked.

[cupidsbow]

That was so worth the wait. It's luscious, and it was the perfect way to end the day. <3

[hope]

:D Yay!! I'm glad you liked it <3

[unfeathered]

Here via the rec at three_settings - which leads to the version you posted at Dreamwidth but I couldn't comment there as I don't have a Dreamwidth account so I poked around here to find it so I could comment, because -

I adore this. Using office supplies for sex is just such a perfect thing for Ianto to do and I cannot believe I've never seen anything like this before! Plus there's all the gorgeous images of Jack all tied up and nipple-clamped and and... just guh.