Fic: The Secretary (Torchwood, Jack/Ianto, NC-17)

[hope]

Title: The Secretary
Author: Hope (hope / angstslashhope)
Fandom: Torchwood
Wordcount: ~7000
Genre: PWP, kink
Rating: NC-17
Characters(s): Jack/Ianto
Warnings: mild bondage
Notes: amand_r is to blame for the writing of this. Thanks to rexluscus for the super-speedy beta!

Summary: “Have you always had such an unhealthy fixation on office supplies, sir?” / “Only since I got a secretary.”

Read on the AO3.

Mirrored on LJ: http://angstslashhope.livejournal.com/1545122.html

Comments

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

Re: the stapler remover. IT WAS LIKE YOUR PSYCHIC WAVES WERE BORING INTO MY HEAD.

And RE: Tosh and PornTube-- There is no situation in which Tosh is not MOW.

Okay, I am willing to buy the concept that Jack is a sexual conman. He does like to take an awful lot. And I think that Jack's stories about his partners and how awesome they are is also a little bit of his selflessness showing through in a way—all these creatures have done these things to them, and aren't THEY wonderful. Not him. I'm still willing to bet that Jack is more than a pretty good lay, though. Education through osmosis, is all I'm saying. The question becomes, then, how much does Jack take versus giving.

spectacularly under his administrations LOLOR5.

[hope]

Oh yeah, Jack's totally a good lay himself (I mean, Ianto says so, so it's totes canon!). But, he's a clever conman, his stories make sure his partners are willing to be just as adventurous/willing as he, rather than expecting Jack to do all the work (as he would if he'd just been talking himself up).

The question becomes, then, how much does Jack take versus giving.

Yeah, I think it works both ways, though. He's both goading partners into being more innovative themselves, and paving the way for them to be more willing in letting him be more innovative (after all, he keeps talking about how *awesome* all this stuff is).

ADMINISTRATIONS. IT'S WHERE IT'S AT. (Did you see I threw a token "ministrations" into the story; it was sooooo tempting to make it administrations, I can't even tell you.)

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

Okay then. It seems that you have divined the secrets of the ya-ya sisterhood Jack's sexuality. I am in concurrence. This story is totes canon.

IT IS SO HARD NOT TO HAVE IANTO ADMINISTER HIS MINISTRATIONS. FUCK FUCKETY FUCK.

[hope]

ya ya sisterhood / Jack's sexuality... these are not the same thing? (Jack's favourite book is probably "sisterhood of the travelling pants", by the way. He weeps every time he reads it. It reminds him of his childhood in Boe, when they had to share the one pair of Sentient Size-Changing Pants between the whole family.)

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

I always thought he'd read it because he thought it was about girls taking off their knickers and was supremely disappointed.