Fic: One time the Winchesters never got married (SPN)

[hope]

Supernatural; Sam, Dean; gen... WITH SUBTEXT!, PG-13. Crackish! AU in the legal sense. Vague, vague spoilers for 1.12. by angstslashhope.

http://hope.oscillating.net/2007/01/29/fic-one-time-the-winchesters-never-got-married/
http://archiveofourown.org/works/379

Comments

[maharetr.livejournal.com]

Oh, man, I was laughing my head off at the "stop hitting the wall, damnit..." bits and at “Pond,” Sam amends. “Garden feature. Thing.”, and then I was all: "n'awww! Dean" at “It did,” Dean says, continues to refuse to meet Sam’s eyes. “When you were five.”

I'm deeply impressed by the way you turned this from giggle-out-loud funny to the seriousness of:

“Sam,” Dean says. “We’re brothers. Already next of kin.”

“I know, but,” Sam says, hesitates. “You know it can’t always be like that, Dean. Not all the time.”

Can’t always be Winchesters, and if that doesn’t sting more’n anything then Dean doesn’t know what does. Twenty-two years of figuring his own way and Dad never slipped them up enough to cause any permanent damage; Dean’s only got Sammy to take care of – a grown-up Sammy, at that – and he’s managed to screw them royally in a matter of months.

And the bit about Sam letting Dean have his one-up, and then at the end? Sam's only speechless for a moment. Hee! That's our boys!

[zillah975]

Everything maharetr said. *applauds* *loves* *applauds more*

[jamjar.livejournal.com]

Dean grumbles wordlessly, but doesn’t draw away. “Too bad we can’t remember anything,” he says. “I bet you cried like a baby. Wishing your daddy was still around to give you away.”

Yeah, because Sammy's the daddy's kid in that family. Right.

Sam was probably the one wishing Jess was there to be his best man. Maid of honour. Something.

[moveablehistory.livejournal.com]

I think I would have cried like a baby. :)

...and I completely giggled the entire way through reading this. At work. Thank god none of my coworkers were around. ;)

[naewinter.livejournal.com]

*cackles* =D

[crimsonsenya.livejournal.com]

“It’s under the covers, Dean,” Sam says matter-of-factly, and Dean just knows he’s not going to budge. “You can’t see it. Just pretend it isn’t happening.”
ROTFL!! That has got to be the most perfectly Winchester-like line of dialogue ever written in SPN fic! This story is for the win. Absolutely brilliant. :D

[amalthia]

I loved this. :)

[nixwilliams.livejournal.com]

OH MY GIDDY AUNT! see, you say it's crack(ish), but no. no, i wouldn't be half suprised if this became canon. OH, SUBTEXT! oh, the beauty of it all. the hilarity! the humanity! THE LOVE, PEOPLE! THE LOVE. i don't know why sam wearing dean's ring (hee) is so hot, BUT IT IS! GAH! MARRY ME, HOPE!

and now, a keymash: k;'afl'djasd;fio'/m!!!1

[missyjack.livejournal.com]

Bitch. I'm laughing at that crack of it all and then i got this wet thing in my eye.

and this A kitten with bed hair. is so Sammy.

[hope]

*beams* Thank you! hee. It seems I can never write PROPER crack, it always turns too serious somewhere. Damn Winchesters!

Glad you liked it :D

[hope]

:D Thank you!

[hope]

Jess would have been his maid of honour, definitely. HEE. oh, that Dean. so in denial.

Thanks :)

[hope]

you and me would be clutching each other in the pews weeping, yep.

AND SO IT SHOULD BE! I think you and I are the only ones who've done weddingfic!

♥

[hope]

*halo* :D

[hope]

*cackles* Yay. Oh, Winchesters. I am fond of them.

Thank you!!

[hope]

Yay! I'm glad. Thank you :D

[hope]

*snerk* You always leave the most amusingest of feedback.

ONLY IF WE GET DRUNK AND ELOPE TO VEGAS.

♥

[hope]

snerk. I thought the kitten bit might be a bit over-the-top, but WHAT THE HELL. THIS IS MY CRACK FIC AFTER ALL!

Jerk. Glad you liked it :D

[nixwilliams.livejournal.com]

OK! *books tickets* I AM TRYING TO FIND YOU A CEREAL-BOX RING!

[hope]

Does that make me Dean, then?

[nixwilliams.livejournal.com]

if the pendant fits . . .

*tackles*

[kellifer-fic.livejournal.com]

I loved this. Just the right amount of humour and angst...

[hope]

:D Thank you. I never seem to get the craziness of crack down-pat, but it seems to work out anyway! :)

[madame-d.livejournal.com]

Hysterically funny and warmly, lovingly fuzzy, and sweetly touching. And of course Dean kept the ring Sammy gave him when he was five *melty*

"An annulment?" Dean says before he can stop himself, more than a little wounded and automatically cramming back down the jack-in-the-box reasons for that. "Oh that's great. That's just typical."

*draws hearts*

[kitaloon.livejournal.com]

Wah! It kind of reminds me of reading a Pratchett book, in that there's laughs! gags! humour! and then suddenly something important happens (but oh, Dean knows this game. ) and you go... wah?

A little gen. *grins*