hope | Fic: Socktacular Socktacular (SPN)

Just what I needed to read right now. Sock warfare! I think I actually laughed out loud, then covered my mouth with my hand and thought - oh no, not that!! He didn't go THAT far - he did! Perfect - thank you.

*cackle* O YES HE DID.

Glad you liked it. Thanks! :D

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! I WAS JUST TALKING ABOUT SOCKS! SOCKS FOR ALL!

i missed your fic! i wish i had the brain to say something intelligent, but i'm just in the middle of watching hedwig and IT TURNS ME ON. A LOT. how am i meant to study this intelligently for my dissertation? unless i write like kathy acker, or course.

SIX INCHES FORWARD AND FIVE INCHES BACK, I GOT A, I GOT AN ANGRY INCH!

*drools*

and, yeah. SOCKS! and subtext! (i wish there were enough fics out there featuring both so it would warrant me making an icon that says "socks and subtext").

I HEART HEDWIG. Are you a fan of Rufus Wainwright? I have a cover he does of 'origin of love' and i LOVE IT LOTS.

also, socks. yes.

I managed to write my thesis on incest! but we won't go there, la la.

yay hedwig.

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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHOWW. OH STUPID GROSS BOYS.

"My sock is not a receptacle!"

You're awesmoe. *thumbs up*

I think you need to draw a picture of Dean piggy-backing barefooted!Sam.

YAY AUDZ' THUMBS UP SEAL OF APPROVAL!

I did it for the lolz.

♥

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MUSH!

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Oh Gods... this is just priceless.

*g* glad you enjoyed it :D

If I shared a house with you I'd be very very nervous at the evol genius of your mind ;D

I so want Sam to send those photos to Ellen and Bobby!

and Missouri

... Or to Weekly World News. "DEMON-PROTECTIVE CONDOM DISCOVERED!"

Haa! That's excellent!

:D Thank you!

Laughed all the way through to the end, because (all? many anyway) guys ARE GROSS like that!
Practically perfect and funny and affectionate: thank YOU!

:D

Yup. BOYS. that's what they are.

Glad you liked it :D xox

OH DEAR GOD.

I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU WENT THERE.

bravo.

*tips hat in a flourish* why thank yoh!

That was so awesome, there aren't words. My stomach hurts from laughing, and I haven't even had coffee yet. Awesome start to the day!

:D win! I'm glad you enjoyed it!

oh, man! this was delightful^___^

seriously, it was just a blast to read! thank you♥

Thank YOU! I'm glad you liked it :)

this was too funny. :)

:D woot! Thank you.

Hahahahahhahahhahhahhahahahahhaha! This is hilarious, thanks for writing!

Thanks for reading!

Oh, I had my hand over my mouth, giggling like a five year old. Utter brilliance, and the art? Rocks my socks. Thankfully spooge-free.

This is canon. I know it is, I'm just waiting to see it on the show.

Isn't audz just brill?

I'm glad you liked this :) there should TOTALLY be more pranking on-screen :D

That was bloody funny

Hee. Thanks!

OMG that was fantastic. I lost it when Sam put his dirty sock on Dean's dick, and just couldn't stop cackling from there. They're such boys.

Bwahahahah!

*beams* Yup! BOYS.

Thank you :D

Boys are gross! Throw rocks at them!

This was so hilarious I nearly wet my pants laughing. And I'm at work.

They are quite delightfully gross!

I'm glad you enjoyed it :D

Ahahahahahahaha!

I love how Sam plans everything out and thinks he's hot stuff, and then Dean one-ups him with the effortlessness that comes only from years of experience in dealing with younger siblings.

This was just too funny. Too, too funny. I think I snorted miso soup. Out my nose.

nose-snorting for the win! Thank you. I'm glad you like this :D

They're such boys!

And ewwww Dean! Gross! Gross! Gross!

Great story!

HEe. Thank you!

OMG, how could Sam not know that Dean would come in his sock if he put it there. It was like watching a car crash; I could see it happening but there was nothing I could do about it. Poor Sammy!

oh, come on. HE DESERVED IT! :D

Winchester sock warfare... and somehow it seems so normal!

According to 10,000,000 wincest fics, 'normal' is different for the Winchester family!

:D Thanks!

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omg that was AWESOME!!! I haven't laughed like that in so long! :D Thank you!

Thank YOU! Glad you enjoyed it!

*dies laughing*
This is so perfectly...them

"You didn't. You did not just come in my sock!"

And now I've nearly spit coffee all over myself. ;)

Heeee. Glad you enjoyed. Thanks!

Prank war!

yay!

*giggles madly*

*beams* I am fond of the prankwars, yes indeedy. Thanks!

Holy crap, this is hilarious! Best sock war ever! And of course Dean keeps taking things too far again and again and again (and then one more time). The boy wrestling at the end was perfect.

Awesome!

Favorite lines:

From the door of the bathroom the thrown handful of socks flies true, lands in Dean’s open bag of candied popcorn. Dean glances up, glances down. Picks the socks out of the bag, dumps them on the floor. Shoves another handful of popcorn in his mouth and cranks the volume up on Grey’s Anatomy.

ROTFLOL at the sock in the popcorn and Dean eating the popcorn anyway, and I love that Dean watches GA.

Sam's experimental re-location of them to a number of places - the glove compartment, Dean's porn stash, on Dean's face while he's sleeping - come up with nothing.

On Dean’s face? Eew! (Although of course Dean wins at grossness, as we see later.)

Sam doesn't delude himself; one skirmish does not a war win. He's not even sure that Dean knows he's in a war just yet, and in Sam's book, that means Sam's already on the road to winning.

Sam’s such a sneaky one. *g*

The next morning Sam's not entirely surprised to find one of Dean's socks draped over Sam's toothbrush

Oh, that’s just disgusting. Dean’s such a naughty boy.

He gets the positioning right then holds his breath, watches Dean's face carefully for signs of wakefulness as he wiggles the sock down.

ROTFLOL! Wish I could’ve seen Dean’s face when he woke up.

"Wow," Sam says. "That was just so imaginative, it took you what - a whole fifteen minutes to think of? That must be a record for you. Way to go, Dean. Way to go."

*snickers* Sam’s so amusing when he’s pissy.

"You didn't. You did not just come in my sock!"

Dean is ~~such an evil genius~~ so disgusting. *snickers*

Ugh. He can't even think about it without wanting to throw up in his mouth a little. It's between his toes.

Poor Sam. He really does put up with a lot. The burden of being a little brother.

Sam can feel the coffee soak through his shirt as Dean gets a grip on Sam's face, pries his jaw open and without much more preamble, spits into his mouth.

Oh, Dean, have you no compassion? No mercy?

"Want me to piggy back you to the car?"

Sam doesn't lift his arm, feels his mouth pull into a pout. He nods wordlessly.

"Okay." Dean gives Sam one last pat, and then the bed rocks a little as he stands up. "Brat," he says, not without affection.

Aww. Cute ending.

Thanks for a very fun read!

:D Thank you for the lovely feedback! I'm really glad you enjoyed it :) :)

Brutally funny, this.

:D Thank you. glad you liked!