once upon a five times
(or: five things that never happened to elijah wood)
(supposedly) along the same lines as beauty sleep. rated PG, some slash, some het.


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once upon a five times
(or: five things that never happened to elijah wood)
(supposedly) along the same lines as beauty sleep. rated PG, some slash, some het.

i've been struggling to write something with this challenge for a while because, liek, rps. there is no canon. so, in my understanding of it, absolutely everything we write is already something that "never happened to" that character. i've been toying with ideas of writing "5 things that never happened to ___" and debunking main fanon - like, an AU of convergence. an AU of establishment. but then i was too lazy so i resulted to my usual craptasm. fairy tales, yay. i would say something about how meta these stories are but i'm too tired to wank right now. see if you can recognise them.