so like, monkeycrackmary and i are at work, right, and we're sending eachother emails amidst the drudgery that is data entry and envelope stuffing, right, and most of the emails concern firefly right, because jayne is the hero of canton and he thinks simon has a pretty mouth; and as usual, the topic turned to me taunting mary because she likes shiny swords and also men with beards, so then she made me write a star wars/firefly crossover.

brute force, jayne and river, silliness.

eta: and here's the visual aide for it:


NOW MARY HAS TO POST HER FIC OK. eta: HERE IT IS YAYE!