Dean totally dresses like a butch dyke. Cheap, well-fitting cotton teeshirt, plaid flannel with the sleeves rolled up, scruffy bootleg jeans, boots, the occassional leather jacket.

Hell, he looks like a butch dyke. That haircut, fluffy and flippy at the front. And that mouth.

I would totally have lesbian sex with Dean. And hey, I'd totally have het sex with Dean too. And gay sex, if I happened to be sporting (and hell, even if I wasn't. I'm not that fussy, we could take turns).



Hokay then. Thank you, brain.


eta: Case in point.

( Jared Padalecki as Sam in Supernatural )

( Tim Robbins as Jaob in Jacob's Ladder )

Is it just the hair? It's not just the hair, is it. It's the nose, too. And the eyes, and eyebrows, and mouth even, and young Tim Robbins looks a bit like an older Paddywhack with a bit less chin and a bit more chubbylecki, yes?

Or do I just have Paddywhack on the brain?

And, oh, ahahah this is totally a coincidence; according to imdb it's Tony Curtis's 81st birthday today.

( one of these things is... um, kinda a lot like the other. )

As if Jenny was the first twink ever.