I just got a papercut from a hefty manilla folder UNDER M?Y FINGERNAIL. THE typing is like that beacuse do you know how hard it is to type w.o a rght index finger? bloody hell.

ION, my torchwood crackfic is now over 5000 words long. Tosh has just tried to drown Ianto in the rift pool and soon he's going to make a jetpack powered by coffee grounds.

What?