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um. might be falling in love lust with johnny depp. just a wee bit. like, when he's in drag. or an undercover cop pretending to be a high school student who gets worked up about car insurance and gets gratuitously gagged when dressed like a very sweaty, sub-ish harry potter.

um.

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I used to watch 21 Jump Street when I was a kid, but my object of lust was Westley from The Princess Bride. Then Kevin Costner, then MacGyver.

But now when I'm watching Platoon, I am sexually attracted to half the cast, and when Johnny flits by on screen I get totally distracted and then people are getting blown up and I feel cheap and dirty getting a hard-on during a war movie.