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ahaha. the doorbell rang before and it was this girl, prob about 10 years old, with a basket of easter eggs and candles. and she goes, "hi, i'm selling easter eggs and candles in exchange for a gold coin donation for, well, for me."

and i'm liek "hahah i like you girl" so i go and get my purse and give her a dollar coin and say "can i have a couple of eggs?" and she's like "... you can have one thing", so i gave her $2 for 2 eggs. she drove a hard bargain. she was politer than the riding for the disabled lady that comes round and sneers at my loose change every 6 months. i liked this girl's brashness. I GIVE YOU A DOLLAR FOR THAT.

Comments

[ohlily.livejournal.com]

That is so very sad. Have you ever had a thin mint? They're lovely chocolate mint crispy things that are wonderful frozen.

[laurenmitchell.livejournal.com]

No. *is sad* They sound yummy, though.

[ohlily.livejournal.com]

It speaks for itself, really.

But not to fret! You have sun and beaches and nice things! We have George Bush.

[laurenmitchell.livejournal.com]

True. I'm willing to keep my plain biscuits and my sun (er... well, not at the moment) rather than have your George Bush.

[ohlily.livejournal.com]

I would immigrate, if your government didn't shun filthy Americans.

[laurenmitchell.livejournal.com]

*pets*

*stabs government*

We'd be glad to have you, if our government weren't all arsehats. Especially if you brought thin mints.

[ohlily.livejournal.com]

I could bribe the immigration officials with my tasty US baked goods! A cunning plan!

[laurenmitchell.livejournal.com]

YES! That's an even better idea!

(If only I could drive, I'd've applied for a job as a customs official, and I know that I would most definitely be bribable with baked goods.)

[ohlily.livejournal.com]

Hmm. There must be other similarly succeptable Australians. Some MUST work for customs.

This is genius. GENIUS, I TELL YOU!