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simon is totally fox mulder if, at a young age, he'd been able to rescue his sister from teh government aliens government.


andbeenfivehundredyearsinthefutureandstuff.

eta: cmon gang! post your firefly-crossovers-what-make-perfect-sense in the comments!

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and i think you'll find my exact words were "Look at me, I'm Simon T!" in recollection of that particular household occurence.

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I must have been distracted by the bum chin.

Okay, Okay. River goes crazy with the power, invents anti-friction spray, gets Jayne to be her brainless bulky sidekick, and Simon tries to stop her? ;P

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how about, jayne makes a living by taming wild animals (such as, say, crocodiles) in the australian outback with his wife, simon, and their highly-empathetic dog, river. until the alliance comes to get back this bit of space junk that river ate, and jayne has to brainlessly fight them off?

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OR At Hogwarts, Simon is in Slytherin and Jayne is Ginny! And river keeps talking about herself in the third person and wearing pillow slips for clothing!

Sorry, creativity lacking somewhat. ;P