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in today's episode of emo!simon daily, mal contests simon's claim that mal would sell him out to the alliance for a pat on the head.
DEAR DIARY
Today the captain punched me. He's so mean! He never understands me. Sometimes i wonder if he's human at all. After I rolled around on the floor a bit, I tried to grab his ankle but he and the rest of the crew had already gone to do other things by the time I could stand up again. So I told him, in quite a clear and succint tone (but loud enough to hear from wherever he was on this rust bucket) that I wish I'd never been born! Then I went back to my bunk and applied some lip balm. crisis averted: mouth still pretty.
eta: have made emo!simon post#1 public here.
DEAR DIARY
Today the captain punched me. He's so mean! He never understands me. Sometimes i wonder if he's human at all. After I rolled around on the floor a bit, I tried to grab his ankle but he and the rest of the crew had already gone to do other things by the time I could stand up again. So I told him, in quite a clear and succint tone (but loud enough to hear from wherever he was on this rust bucket) that I wish I'd never been born! Then I went back to my bunk and applied some lip balm. crisis averted: mouth still pretty.
eta: have made emo!simon post#1 public here.
AHAHA TARD!
today i ate a cat and clined vera and writ my ma.
oh and sum werd girl unfrozed out of a box.
her brothrs prity ok lookin thow. I got me a cudel.
from jayne.
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dir dairy,
i think fer chritsmes i will aks fer a cow.
I like slappin em
-jayne
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oh, wait.
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