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- Music:kiss me deadly - old boy
DEAR DIARY,
DEAR DIARY
Today I realised that Mal's a bit like my dad. IN THAT HE NEVER LETS ME DO ANYTHING!
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DEAR DIARY.
Today i got cut up by a guy called Stitch Hessian. It was awful. I don't know how someone with that low a percale can live with themselves! Jayne stabbed him for me, though, which was a nice chivalrous gesture, I guess those ape-arms come in handy for something.
Afterwards Kaylee told me I ought to stand up for myself; but I just told her that'd only happen when there aren't big burly men around to appreciate me being thrown around in the dirt.
I'm not quite sure she understood; she didn't get the hint I dropped about liking 'engine grease'. You'd think someone who spends so much quality hair-brushing time with Inara would have some concept of grooming.
DEAR DIARY
Today the captain punched me. He's so mean! He never understands me. Sometimes i wonder if he's human at all. After I rolled around on the floor a bit, I tried to grab his ankle but he and the rest of the crew had already gone to do other things by the time I could stand up again. So I told him, in quite a clear and succint tone (but loud enough to hear from wherever he was on this rust bucket) that I wish I'd never been born! Then I went back to my bunk and applied some lip balm. crisis averted: mouth still pretty.
eta: have made emo!simon post#1 public here.
n'aww his little emo eyebrows. if you look very closely, you can see that behind his blue eyes he's thinking about writing about this moment in his diary, and how the entry will be in the form of a songfic to