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his first real appearance in the film. *CUE FANGIRL SQUEALING FROM THE COUCH*

the guy behind him is his future love, muppetbaby!simon.

just to get an idea of how LARGE adam baldwin is. I think he came out of the womb that size.

guh, um, i mean, yeah. what a surprisingly delicate profile. ah well, teenage boy, i guess.

i would show the reverse shot of this, but it is just baby!simon WET AND SHIVERING AND MOSTLY NAKED IN A LOCKER. after the reverse shot it FADES TO BLACK.

exqueeze me? you wanted to take my sister WHERE? uh, refer that to my bodyguard. yeah, you heard me. the big guy behind me.

badass.

again, the size difference. and yet, adam baldwin is like, still a teenager.

this is just like that scene in 'Out of Gas', where Mal catches Jayne making out with the old mechanic under the engine, and then...

O.O

HIS LITTLE HAPPY FACE.

yeah, there isn't really much more to say, is there?

Now that muppetbaby!Jayne and muppetbaby!Simon are BFF, jayne gets a haircut and starts wearing brown pullovers. (...) I think he’s trying to impress the Tam parents with his l33t grooming skillz.

*EATS HIS SQUISHY LITTLE HEAD*

HE IS HAPPY NOW HE HAS FRIENDS. LOOKIT HIM. JUST LOOKIT.

but of course, it doesn't last long. a man in the park takes offense at their overabundance of hair, and challenges baby!jayne to a duel. (yep, that's joan cusack. in the background, dorks.)

Yes, I will openly state the fact that the line "why are you on your knees, you queer or something?" was used in this scene. and not by me! it was in the movie!

hairless!man also takes offence at jayne's ability to seperate whites and colours when he does laundry.

... (yep, that's matt dillon)

and then the bullies destroy the only thing in the world he loves. well, the other only thing. not including vera.

~~gay gay gay!~~

"Don't tell 'em what I did."

And then powerdvd started freezing up, and I got too tired, and that's pretty much the end of the film anyway. The moral of the story being: the world is really crap and full of death and depression; but violence will solve everything! a heartwarming family movie from the early 80s. before political correctness, lawsuits & censorship. good times.

THE END.

er, before you ask - screencaps all from this movie.

DO YOU RECOGNIZE THIS BOY?

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